This could be a whole new market for Jack - frugal homemade fillers #jackshacks
This could be a whole new market for Jack - frugal homemade fillers #jackshacks
To be fair, she won't let him forget about "The Poverty" or as it's now known "The Destitution."Amazing how her boy can’t remember the incident at school that led to him being excluded, but can remember starving as a toddler.
Sadly the but n Ben is ‘slightly’ outside of her chosen radius of Edinburgh apartment-rose st Sainsbury’s-dishoomWhen I see ooft all I can think of is Oor Wullie and The Broons where ooft, aiyah and Ooah featured on a regular basis. I bet Jack thinks Scotland is really like that too. She will try to book the But n Ben next time she comes up.
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Did you know, he was actually featured in her sainsbury's advert? She's never given a single F about protecting him.I find it absolutely mad that she's naming her son all of a sudden in newspapers left right and centre. What is the point of calling him SB for years online 'to protect him' and then calling him by name in several pointless, rehashed, dredging-up-the-past articles in papers at arguably the most critical point in his life where he will need privacy?
Bit of a slow newsweek with lockdown still in action, I think ...Is it me or is she EVERYWHERE at the moment? I feel like I've read and listened to the origin story more times in the past week than in the entire time I'd been aware of her existence beforehand (and the latter wasn't exactly a small number either, considering the story's been retold more times than the Nativity).
Christ almighty.just for fun, here is every reference i can find to this now-infamous dish...
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in this one the marie rose ice cream and gorgonzola semifreddo appear to have morphed into one hideous dish
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someone should add it to her wikipediaChrist almighty.
It's like she discovered cold fusion and got a Nobel prize for it. For years afterwards people are like 'oh Jack dear hart, tell us again about your gorgonzola monstrosity'
Except she didn't and no one fucking cares.
It's almost like she's contacted every possible outlet to ask if they want an article on her last breakdowns/how she once struggled to juggle work and childcare/how her son copes with a gay parent/what hand she wipes her arse with/ANYTHING please just print me there are dissenters on the Linda collabIs it me or is she EVERYWHERE at the moment? I feel like I've read and listened to the origin story more times in the past week than in the entire time I'd been aware of her existence beforehand (and the latter wasn't exactly a small number either, considering the story's been retold more times than the Nativity).
And never mentions anything at all to progress/spotlight the actual issues she professes to care about. It’s all just woe is me.It's almost like she's contacted every possible outlet to ask if they want an article on her last breakdowns/how she once struggled to juggle work and childcare/how her son copes with a gay parent/what hand she wipes her arse with/ANYTHING please just print me there are dissenters on the Linda collab
It's because the "Jackanory Life Story Directors Cut Definitive Edition With Super Special Extras, Deleted Scenes and Cast Interviews" is coming out soon. Available for pre-order from £1 bargain bins exclusive to MIddle of Lidl.Is it me or is she EVERYWHERE at the moment? I feel like I've read and listened to the origin story more times in the past week than in the entire time I'd been aware of her existence beforehand (and the latter wasn't exactly a small number either, considering the story's been retold more times than the Nativity).
He is going to be so confused when one of his peers says to him “You were suspended in reception, haha!”Regarding being suspended at age 5. Jonny is only 10. There is no way that he would have forgotten such a major incident as bullying, followed by a physical fight with a much larger child, followed by a talking to from the teachers, followed by suspension.
I think Jack has made the whole thing up and is implanting a false history in her own child.
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