That'll be the 'rejection-sensitive dysphoria' kicking in again.
Not to belittle people that actually have it, I struggle myself but she seems to have more of a case of 'can give it but can't take it' going on.
Jack Monroe #149 How dare you defile our oats?
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Not to belittle people that actually have it, I struggle myself but she seems to have more of a case of 'can give it but can't take it' going on.
Her forever home?
This is the house that jack built?
That milked the horse
for lasagne sauce?
That tossed the salad
all forlorn
that kissed the girl
that ran away
that tormented and worried
the vegans anyway?
That made the bread
from the malt
that lay the foundation
for the bricks
to lay the house
that jack built?
etc etc
Sorry thats my own st valentine's day massacre
Well, you were being completely unreasonable, not wanting her (or any squiggles) to die of CO asphyxiation, after all.
Jesus ChristHer forever home?
This is the house that jack built?
That milked the horse
for lasagne sauce?
That tossed the salad
all forlorn
that kissed the girl
that ran away
that tormented and worried
the vegans anyway?
That made the bread
from the malt
that lay the foundation
for the bricks
to lay the house
that jack built?
etc etc
Sorry thats my own st valentine's day massacre
I envy the creativity of some of you people I really do
I think the Valentines Day Jackssicre will be an early contender for the 2nd annual Sloppies
I've been vegan for 14 years too, was veggie another 10 before that as well. The bit in bold is so bloody accurate!!! Do you also get accused of jumping on the band wagon too? Yet you can't defend yourself because arrrgh you're militant!! Annoys the hell out of me!!
Also, due to all the hummus talk, I have eaten a whole pot of hummus for me tea. I hope you're all happy!!! (I certainly am!)
I hope there's no ducks nearby (an 'about a boy' reference)
That looks heavy as duck, I hope they've got a good dentist
The thing is, there was absolutely no reason to put bacon/facon on hummus.I think this was really snappy and uncalled for, targeting that squiggle who was just passing a comment like you do on twitter. I bet squig feels terrible
this is all amazing! the drama, jack, I just love it! keep it coming.
think my fave bit is smol robot man heavily implying that he's seen slopbot and isn't best pleased (get to duck, slopbot's the best) and jack's reply is basically "mememememe"
think my fave bit is smol robot man heavily implying that he's seen slopbot and isn't best pleased (get to duck, slopbot's the best
) and jack's reply is basically "mememememe"
There is no need for any of mackies recipes
True, very true.There is no need for any of mackies recipes
Screaming hot oven and fat, room temp batter, don’t open the door until they’ve stopped rising for a good few minutes. Flaccidity must be avoided at all costs, otherwise, where will you put your Mel Donte fruit?
Foolishly made a new twitter a couple of days ago and very quickly remembered why I stopped using the old one...still, at least I get to share some of my suffering with you all.
Can she be done for manslaughter if squiggle eats that?
I'd love to know what was in the bag before that happened to it
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Most of her recipies are like what a group of students would think up at 4 am drunk with the reminents of their cupboards.
Chickpea, sausage and custard with a chopped tomato roux on a bed of suopernoodles.
Chickpea, sausage and custard with a chopped tomato roux on a bed of suopernoodles.
I'm devilling 100 eggs as I type. Who's rinsing the beans?
duck me, even Jack didn't manage to make hers brown, and her output generally shares the palette of the Bristol Stool Chart.
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