Omfg. This makes me SO ANGRY! My parents divorced when I was a year old, my mother lived on black coffee for three day while my two siblings and I ate plain boiled pasta because my father was an alcoholic and didn't give a rats about his children.Jack, you are fucking disgusting. Your child will read this shit one day.
Shes processing something that doesn't need to be processed. And sneaky is a horrible word - goes with cheating and lying. Actually it's very Jack.So she attempts to give her book a plug then says sod that lets do something totally different? Not exactly selling GFFBD is it?
Is there much nutritional value or point in her sneaky greens approach? Lettuce and gone off salad being turned into dust
Babe same . A pram is for a small baby to lie down in & buggy is for bigger baby/toddler. Agree that this part of story ~may~ have been true (or not)I had a massive culture shock when I had my child because the word pram has an interchangable meaning with buggy and pushchair where I live NOW but were three separate entities where I grew up/lived THEN.
Good Morning-I think it was genuinely gifted. First mentioned in 2015. I think this post has since been deleted from Instagram but I posted it here back in May.
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Good morning! I have my jab next week, I want to get all dressed up for it, biggest occasion I've had all year!Good Morning-
That awful rag rug is in this photo.
We had that Smeg Fridge in redI loved it because it looked cool but the use of space inside wasn’t good and there was a fault where the light casing would melt if you left the door slightly open. We sold it to friends when we left the UK, I think they still have it.
Vaccine chat- I had the Sinopharm as it was the easiest to get an appointment for. We have cases every week where I work and I am keen on not dying ( you can get Pfizer and Oxford now but I didn’t want to wait). I had it at a massive field hospital and the nurses there had been vaccinating 12 hours a day since July as the UAE has been part of phase 3 trials. It’s really good that the vaccines are free here, we pay no income tax and are everyone has medical insurance. It was interesting to see all sections of society queueing up for the vaccine- fancy super cars and vans packed with labourers and all the expats. Most people at school are done now but they will only do kids age 15+ so neither of my daughters are old enough. Soon I hope
She does, I commented on it when she said she was drying stuff on the radiatorKnowing Jack, she has an expensive dehydrator that she found in a puddle somewhere...
She finds it in a cupboard having forgotten all about its existence approx every three monthsShe does, I commented on it when she said she was drying stuff on the radiator
Have you tried EMLA cream? Makes it numbI’m getting my jab today. I’m totally phobic about needles, it’s much much more than a fear. I’m already feeling sweaty and a bit queasy and worried that I’ll faint. But I still can’t wait to get it done.
It isn’t the ‘pain’, it’s the thoughts of the needle. Wish these lazy fucker scientists had worked a bit harder and done a sugar lump version.Have you tried EMLA cream? Makes it numb
And never forget her ovaries groaning when she sucked anchovy butter from her finger.So Jack has given up writing about food in sexual terms.
Is this a New Year's resolution then? From November:
I had read about them with fascination in various novels, usually set in the American South or housewifely suburbs, passed around as canapes at fictitious afternoon parties by women who lived the kind of lives I could scarcely imagine, peppered with scandal and boredom, kitten heels and daytime martinis. Devilled eggs represented, to me, something otherworldly, something aspirational, something bordering on the celestially obscene.
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Should you need any further convincing, I made these three times in the same single week, once at 1am, carrying a plate of half a dozen stil-warm heaped-high halves to bed to devour beneath my duvet with my fingers
Anchoiade Devilled Eggs, 21p
Up until a few weeks ago, I had never had a devilled egg, let alone tried to make one. I had read about them with fascination in various novels, usually set in the American South or housewifely sub…cookingonabootstrap.com
Oh no, as I was digging out this horror I saw she's just posted a new Valentine's Del Monte recipe. Because nothing says "I love you" like tinned fruit cocktail.
I'm sure she got sexual about garlic at some point too but I reeeeeaaaaally don't want to dig it out.And never forget her ovaries groaning when she sucked anchovy butter from her finger.
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Don’t forget to wash the pan, because the syrup is a BLIGHTER to get off.OMG her new recipe. It's the not-Yorkshire puddings with a tin of Del Monte dumped on top. It also includes:
* a link to buy her books while declaring that this post is a Del Monte #AD because grifters gotta grift
* the promise of an upcoming vegan version coming soon @kachoochoo
* cold cold batter and hot hot oil
* a reminder to her apparently idiotic readers not to eat boiling syrup from the pan. She did this absent-mindedly and burned her mouth #TinCan'tCook
This is the first Del Monte recipe since the Christmas grapefruit prawn cocktail and stuffing. What a successful collaboration!
Oh god- just got image of her filthy ding er nails- still at least she’s the only one sucking themAnd never forget her ovaries groaning when she sucked anchovy butter from her finger.
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