Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

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We have an office up in Scotland I freaking love my Scottish colleagues- there is no one on Earth like them - you lot rock.
 
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The Elisa Lam case was scary. Then I read about the Korean Elevator game and got really creeped out.
 
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slow cooker bubble bath is now on The List.

at least, by showing it in a plastic bottle, she's trying to pretend she's returning the milk bottles

eta. I have officially got around to putting the list on the wiki!
 
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Twitter now has her squash slow cooker bath concoction.

ETA - And this. Why add an un facetuned pic if you have to say this bollocks.
ETA 2. Already deleted.
 
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Aldi orgabic oars are 1.49 per Kilo and come in a paper bag. They are my oats of choice.


Disclaimer: I'm not Scottish and have never been to Scotland's iconic eatery Five Guys, so maybe I know nothing about oats.
How dare you defile our oats. The only way to cook them is with water and a pinch of salt, stirring clockwise with a spurtle. You can pour the leftover porridge into a drawer to set and cut slices for a snack (but snacks are indulgent anyway!).

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Well loved by who?
Jack actually has a bit of a cult following on a very large (think 100 000 members) budget group I am on. As soon as a newbie asks for advice someone will pipe up and say to look up Jack's website and either make the kidney bean burgers or the sloppy peach curry. They never seem to mention the other recipes though.

It's also a group where one of the staples is a can of fruit (sugar and all) is dumped into a cheap cake mix and baked for dessert. The sugar levels in that concoction always upset me.
 
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I must have missed this one:
Vegan Rainbow Dhansak.



Tiny bit of pink
Bit of green
Lots and lots and lots of braaaaaahn
Oh wait...that's it

If she's trolling perhaps we sould submit recipe requests? Lard please, and lots of it!

Go viggle, we’re rooting for ya!
I love her!
 
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Found my way here after realising that nothing she has ever said added up. Bought Bootstrap and tried 3 recipes which didn’t work and Mr FW said it was divorce if he had to eat that rubbish again.
 
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#thread title #149 inspiration to tens of nobodies
 
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