She was advised to take him to the vet, but she said he had been attacked by the brambly mice and it was nothing to worry about
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Omfg. Why am I not shocked??She was advised to take him to the vet, but she said he had been attacked by the brambly mice and it was nothing to worry about
To be fair, she wouldn't take the vets advice anyway. I know she reads on here but she clearly hasn't taken on anything being said about her.
The constant lying and showboating is kind of funny, but everything else she does is just outright demeaning to pretty much everyone.
I can't believe nobody has straight up slapped her flat in public, lmao. Not condoning violence m'lud, but if ever there was a need for a slapping, she's covered all the reasons
There are some really poe-faced comments about the ceci hoops monstrosity on her Facebook page.
Someone dared to make a little joke comparing this monstrosity to the Weetabix and beans thing from earlier this week.
They were shot down in flames by a jackolyte. Do these people have no sense of humour?! Even if you are poor, you can have a laugh. MC twaddle - sucking the joy out of life. I’m sad for them.
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Someone dared to make a little joke comparing this monstrosity to the Weetabix and beans thing from earlier this week.
They were shot down in flames by a jackolyte. Do these people have no sense of humour?! Even if you are poor, you can have a laugh. MC twaddle - sucking the joy out of life. I’m sad for them.
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Morning Tattlers and no thanks JM, not a chance.
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I actually tried making these way back (her granola is ok so I assumed this would be ok as well)
It went straight into the bin - dry and claggy and inedible.
#tookonefortheteambeforetherewasateam
Is it just me or did none of that make sense? Apart from the fact that all dried fruit is the same
Jack Monroe never makes any sense when it comes to creating and talking about food , that is all.Is it just me or did none of that make sense? Apart from the fact that all dried fruit is the same
Anyone noticed there are rather a lot of us now? The likes on posts have been going up.
Well done all of you for refusing to drink the Monroe koolaid!
Yay Friday
Well done all of you for refusing to drink the Monroe koolaid!
Yay Friday
So either a soggy rubbery flapjack or crusty claggy porridge. Mmm mmm
Surprise! Brown slop
I love baked oats, but that looks horrible
Somebody should do a poll to see how many of us there are, I can’t remember the figures last time
This can be applied to most of her food.I love baked oats, but that looks horrible
‘I love ____, (also: separately and not mashed together) but that looks horrible’
Where can one purchase tickets for said slopera? Will there be slopcorn with a becheval dip for those of us in the cheap seats?
Do it, do it, do it !!!
If you were struggling to feed your kids, you’d have the hoops on toast rather than combine three random rinsed meals in one which your kids will undoubtedly turn their noses up at.
Make it make sense humourless squiggle.
Honestly, that looks like something one of our lads pulled out a drain the other week
It looks like shes scraping congealed fat out of the fryer
I bet whoever was supposed to eat it was thankful for that.
I can imagine the comments.
"I couldn't eat another mouthful."
"No honestly, not even a spoonful."
"Yes, it is very filling."
"No, no, honestly it was lovely but I don't need a Tupperware box full to take home."
"Yes you can send me a text with the recipe (mumbles, I'll delete it straight away)."
"Yes I shall be sure to tell everyone about your food, have no doubt about that."
"You must let me cook next time."
The thing with this though is it says 29p a portion at the bottom but there’s still the initial outlay for all the bags of ingredients to start with. A box of cereal from Aldi is still a cheaper and probably more nutritious thing to give your kids for breakfast if you’re struggling.
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