Jack has obviously given Tesco and Weetabix the nod as to what her next £20 shop will be spent on. Look out for new brand partnerships in the near future and don't be too surprised if Jack partners with immodium too.
Jack Monroe #147 We honestly didn’t expect the backlash
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Well they've fucked themselves for April Fools now
What?
Looks like she has recreated the elephants foot
It’s amazing marketing.
As my old dad would say it’s like a bucket of tit from China: far-fetched!I am searching for a word to describe her Del Monte references. I have had to resort to google.
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Yeah but Jack we know you’re tit at making Yorkshire puddings, and you buy frozen, despite being a self-declared “literal food expert”.
One looks like it's died already and the other looks like it's screaming for help.
Are they vegan though?
ETA if it is a tit joke and they aren’t in fact Yorkshire puds, I reckon they are choux buns.
Made with anise, cinnamon, cardamom, nutmeg and vanilla, ready to be filled with a prune and coffee cream ganache.
Pretty sure they're 90%
But they don’t look like Yorkshire Puddings. At all.
Are they made with vegan flour then?
Just realised they are screaming "Abandon hope all ye who enter here"
Like everything else in Jack's kitchen.
Like everything else in Jack's kitchen.
Vegan flour's tears.
Sweet bebby Jesus! These are surely blind baked pastry thingies. If I served them up I might as well serve up weetabix and beans..
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Brace yourself, foreigner Scamsandwich's amateur poet is coming out:She is really going for gold in the Ruining Prunes Olympics. I'm here from the Prune Promotion Bureau to tell you that we do not approve these messagesand would appreciate it if she stopped besmirching the good name of prunes. We would also ask you to remember the wise words of the bot from Mel Donte who say 'consume prune for great fortune'.
If your day was doom and gloom, come back home and have a prune.
*bows, rattles tip jar*
Don't steal it, Jack, ya old prune !
I'm from Lancashire originally (
) but I'm furious on behalf of Yorkshire after seeing that.
How can someone be so deluded???? Even if they were the best tasting YPs in the world (spoiler: they won’t be), they still have to not look like tit
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