That makes even less sense than house coordinates to me, but if that is the shite she likes hanging around.
Most people try and forget their failures and duck ups, not frame them and bung them on the wall!
Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af
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Most people try and forget their failures and duck ups, not frame them and bung them on the wall!
Let's face it, all I do is fire up the Ocado app.
I recently decided I can’t be arsed to read about Jack anymore for various reasons. I can’t bring myself to quit these threads though, I scroll through looking for the glove/bird pictures, they make me absolutely hoot and cackle and shout ‘mama what japes’ at the top of my voice
Wtf is this tit? How is that acceptable in a kitchen?
Bath beans?
She’s also said she HATES baking, and makes birthday cakes badly and reluctantly, and they’re usually tit, but people have to be bloody grateful about it.
Yet another reason why this “chocolate and prune” pudding came from a shop and almost certainly contains no prunes.
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it's an ED trigger, wish she'd spoiler that tit or just not do it
There is a lot of disgusting going on there ! Like specimen jars
Why is the word ‘Pepper’ mirrored on the bottle? It’s not the photo cos everything else is ok. Wtf?
if you'd told me a year ago I would be spending a global pandemic keeping note of what a vaguely annoying person on twitter (as she was to me then) has said she'd do, I would've requested to share what you were smoking.
now, I quietly sigh and type the words "draw nigella's garden" dutifully into my notes app
now, I quietly sigh and type the words "draw nigella's garden" dutifully into my notes app
It's all targeted at the little old ladies. Tinned fruit, especially prunes, things to get your bowels moving, duck all texture or higher up the Moh scale than cubic zirconium, nothing too scary with herbs and spices, miniscule portion sizes, claims of costing pennies or making 20 portions.
She's directly targeting the Winter Heating Allowance demographic.
She's directly targeting the Winter Heating Allowance demographic.
I've had the Oggs pictured - they are quite light in colour and texture (tasty tho) but with Jackie's photoshopping who even knows what colour the pud in the photo was originally
In other news, but I feel like it will fit here. My husband is chatting to some friends online. They're talking about baths.
Mr Disco says
"I always associate baths with being comforting - its the reason I drink green tea, it tastes like bathwater"
I have many questions, and I'm concerned about how good he thinks my cooking is based on this.
She wrote backwards labels when she was doing the Hellmann's mayo livestreams so could be from then, or could be from the mystery thing she recently filmed.
Looks like she googled prunes and struck gold! Just subbed treacle for the alcohol twist of bitterness.
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good to see she's taken the time out of her busy schedule to repair her dino plant pot that she mistakenly thought was an air pod a few weeks ago
She better not be targeting me. (I get winter heating allowance
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i can imagine the dust and grease ruining everything.
And that cup/pencil holder looks entirely too happy considering its surroundings.
He even asked what key she wanted to sing in
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