Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

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Satisfying Click

Satisfying Click

An amuse bouche for the eyes? Dry AF toast and unidentifiable pudding under one of her dirty spoons
 
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Harrybosch

Harrybosch

kachoochoo said:
apparently, the last pic is prune and treacle ice cream, covered in what looks like the chestnut/onion emoji I discovered yesterday 🌰

yick 🤢
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I don't care if you all hate me, but I could get on board with that prune treacle ice cream with nuts.

 
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ScamSandwich

ScamSandwich

I had quite a few ideas for the tinned fruit and even vegan ones although I am not vegan. But I am not writing about it here because she reads here and she gets paid and I don't, so that's that!
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MarzBarzie

MarzBarzie

Amuse bouche? Amuse Douchebag more like. Since when were hazelnuts cheap?
 
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Scarletfever

Scarletfever

Winthropp Tuesday said:
“I, like, Captain Sir Tom Moore, am military round the edges. I didn’t serve in Burma during World War Two, as a tattooed lesbian this would have been perniciously tantamount to treason, and anyway, the Recruiting Officer turned down my request to change my wardrobe saying “Good lord, pantaloons on a filly? Balderdash!”

I think, had he lived, Captain Sir Tom Moore (RIP, Viv) would have loved my maverick take on a Burmese Biryani, in which I substitute the rice for the shredded Lino from my kitchen floor and lasciviously combine it with the dark art of Mel Donte prune juice and a dead pigeon glove, found wounded on a paddy field in deepest, darkest Southend”
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Oh my god, "pantaloons on a filly" has me roaring.
 
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Flivver

Flivver

It’s the Emperor’s New Clothes effect on those squiggles. One’s raving about the pineapples.

Mate. She opened a tin of pineapple slices. It’s not haute cuisine.
 
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