Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

[PortiaControl]

"Imagine what Lina would have said"

Go viggles, go!

 

[MooBelle]

I don’t know what you mean


Definitely. Also she is quiet today because she has either had a roasting about pissing about on Twitter when she has missed her second deadline so she is laying low or she is filming the poor kid trying to get her face on tv again through him. Run Allegra run!

The filming him theory makes sense.
He is due at his Dad's tonight/tomorrow morning. She was very obviously pissed off about the new arrangements 'It has been decided he spends weekends at his father's' is screamingly obvious that she's not happy about it.
She clearly resents him being around because it mucks up her schedule of doing duck all.
@essexgirl101 confirmed Dad does the parenting. She also confirmed that his school is near his Dad's house so the fact that Jack whinges about going on 14 mile treks to get him to school is redundant. He was offered the school nearest his home, ie his Dad. Dad is resident parent.
If she has notions of SB being more famous than Buddy Oliver and there is a deadline for his ex-stepmum's TV show, then Jack needs to get his audition tape done pronto.

 

[Thank(space)you]

The viggles are not letting this go. They're not satisfied with the responses from LMC

 

[MarzBarzie]

Careful! As we remember from the legendary Thread 31, there are three things that can lead to Jack hitting Defcon 2 and releasing flying monkeys/coming to Tattle/initiating triangulation:

* suggestions that she takes drugs
* accusations of buying followers
* doubts over her cat's precise breed

I can’t help but wonder if these are in order of priority? ;D

 

[Harrybosch]

The viggles are not letting this go. They're not satisfied with the responses from LMC

That last point is truly the biggest duck up. It's crazy to ask someone to promote veganuary if they are not taking part.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Jack's kitchen reminds me of my favourite eggcorn from the Adam and Joe Show - looks like a bombsy-tit.

She’s got a whole crappy bungalow of nutty rooms.

 

[encore]

That last point is truly the biggest duck up. It's crazy to ask someone to promote veganuary if they are not taking part.

It's crazy to pay* someone to promote veganuary if they are not taking part.

 

[Boogs]

She probably told them that she would. No hang on that can’t be right. Jack wouldn’t ever lie or not follow through on what she says she will do

 

[Hollaaa]

The viggles are not letting this go. They're not satisfied with the responses from LMC

Thank you for introducing me to this forensic viggle's body of work. Really excellent
Can't wait to see what LMC comes back with in a couple of weeks' time.

 

[Walkdengirl]

THREAD TITLE:

JM #147: We Honestly Didn't Expect the Backlash

Oh yes, this would be super! Please can we have this as the next thread title

 

[Tabitha D]

Basically, she's had two well-paid, competitive careers (fire service and journalism) dropped in her lap and fucked them up.

Not to mention TV presenting. How many people would have given their right arm for the opportunities she’s had (DKL, This Morning etc), and yet there she is, swanning in on zero talent and presentation skill, just because Allegra/Nigella made a phone call to their mates.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Oh dear God that's a thread title if I ever heard one!!!!

"I'm loving angles instead"

 

[Joan of Narc]

Do we think Jack will make a Jackie Weaver joke in about the third week of March?

 

[Emmapism]

She’s got a whole crappy bungalow of nutty rooms.

All those things inside jars ARE a bit stinky

 

[Alansbigplate]

He’s with the angles now

I mean that is just fantastic

 

[Flivver]

All those things inside jars ARE a bit stinky

For example, the oil drained from tins of fish

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

I'm surprised she didn't say you could also use salmon paste, fish fingers or leftover battered cod. After all, fish is fish (just as all herbs are interchangeable and there's such a variety as "standard potatoes")

Don’t forget salt is salt is salt.

 

[Alansbigplate]

It is still a miracle to me why she does not do her own Youtube videos...that way she could get engagment, ads, and most of all practice to overcome her very amateurish ways when doing TV. She could have full control over it.. but..maybe the Twitter stuff is too time-consuming...well, not maybe.

Because when she does they come out like this

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I mean that is just fantastic

Haha, thanks but it was handed on plate, and I was just surprised no one else said it earlier to be honest!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She must be doing some serious sitting on her hands trying not to wade in all guns, excuses and shite explanations blazing on this Linda debacle