Hair. She's repurposing hair.
Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted
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Not paying the squiggles any more, I see?
She's not even offering a nominal fee. I'm truly so embarrassed on her behalf right now...
6 days to gooooooo you grifting biiiiiiiiitchI hope nobody responds or says 'write it yourself you charlatan'
TUMBLE DRYER FLUFF?!
#thread title. JM 147. Hey Twitter, Me again!
Thanks @Marmalade Atkins I tried to look at twitter but it’s different on my screen. Maybe I’m channeling psychic slopbot?
my DMs are a terrifying soup of unread messages sent by stupid poor people sending pics of their boring old meal boxes that was totally last week's attention seeking project but i no longer give two single fucks about now i've got a few paid think pieces from it and it's clear that i'm not going to be able to steal Marcus's thunder
I fancy having a go at this repurposing/upcycling/recycling malarkey. Bit maverick, I know, but that stuff in tins, jars and bottles makes great food and drink. 
Nothing will convince me that she's not taking the piss!
Nothing will convince me that she's not taking the piss!
As it consists of 85% cat fur and 15% rug/Morris moultings, she could always use it as a firestarter.
That is, after all, exactly why tumble driers were subject to a massive safety recall. I'm sure she knows about that; probably broke the story and wrote the recall notices quietly behind the scenes. Can't think of anything better than a fantastic kindling material to repurpose around the house into pin cushions and glove insulation.
Surely the book should be filled with ideas that she has put into practice. How can she include something in a book that she hasn't tried, so she has no idea if it works or not?
She is the very definition of a rip off artist.
And a full
moon on Thursday! We‘re long overdue a classic full moon chaos.This one’s called The Wolf Moon!
There‘s got to at least be some howling and clawing.
This has serious “me at 4am the day I was due to hand in my thesis realising I’d forgotten to edit a crucial 5000 word section of my literature review and would be ritualistically slaughtered by my examiners” vibes.
Jack needs to sort out her meds because they’re clearly not working for her.
Jack needs to sort out her meds because they’re clearly not working for her.
Thread title?
Uncanny, isn't it? Could have been written by the same person who suggested using a bag to put things in.
Uncanny, isn't it? Could have been written by the same person who suggested using a bag to put things in.
#threadtitle Jackie M:Believably unbelievable.Linda McCartney Foods have really effed up by asking nowhere-near-vegan Jack Monroe to work with them and ignoring customers who are passionate about Veganism is outrageous. There are a lot of very valid concerns on their Insta page and I honestly think they don't have a clue how to handle them and so are ignoring it all. Lesson learned though, do your research next time LMF! That sneaky twit now throwing in tweets about plant milks and cheeses on Twitter to try and pull the wool over people's eyes? Unbelievable, or rather, believable.
In other news, I have tried probably 6 or 7 vegan cheeses overall and dislike them all. Oat milk is the king, although I would never have it in tea so stick to Pukka teas
Why do her food suggestions remind me of the emoji format?
No seriously....
(a bit edvard munch the scream this one but in jacks capable hands its a red pepper that screams?)
Maybe its saying leave me alone?
I don't want to be in your 69p ratatouille you cheapskate get me in the bin?
I dunno?
Then there is this cheery fellow
Aww he just wants to be friends and keep you warm on cold days?
Jack for dummies/emoji's sorted it
No seriously....
(a bit edvard munch the scream this one but in jacks capable hands its a red pepper that screams?)Maybe its saying leave me alone?
I don't want to be in your 69p ratatouille you cheapskate get me in the bin?
I dunno?
Then there is this cheery fellow
Aww he just wants to be friends and keep you warm on cold days?
Jack for dummies/emoji's sorted it
For someone who discovered vegan milk only yesterday, and who doesn't drink coffee, she sure does seem to know a lot about how to mix Alpro soya milk in coffee...
Tonight I will be mainly howling Yooooooooooooooool Mooooooooooooooon!And a full
This one’s called The Wolf Moon!
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Somebody on here mentioned this the other day - I‘m sure they were making us do a hoot by suggesting we make our clothes warmer by stuffing with tumble dryer fluff. Did I imagine this?! She is reading everything here and totally trolling! That’s what the emojis were about too! She’s missing nothing!
edit: @Into_the_tunnel thankspaceyou
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