If my partner got into bed with a pot noddle never mind that ridiculous concoction at 2am, they wouldn’t be in the bed for long.
More stress than;
An AE Doctor, a nurse from BAME background, a carehome manager, a family in a small flat in a high rise tower block, a researcher looking for a vaccine, a small pub owner, a social worker without PPE cover, a small business owner who normally makes just over £50 grand a year so can’t get help, anybody who has tragically lost someone they love to C19 but can’t have a normal funeral, anyone who has a relative or friend currently on a ventilator, anyone of the 100’s of thousands of people who work in theatres or entertainment, anyone having to work out how to get the country out of lockdown...etc etc etc
An inhumane amount of stress to make up some shoddy recipes, oh do duck off Jack.
You got a two week job at the BBC off the back of this pandemic, your books are still selling and if not then pop along to a supermarket as they have been recruiting.
Your partner is on a good whack as Director of Channel 4 news, the two of you are getting married so share the load financially.
Own your privilege.