You'd think she'd just use her dehydrator though?Looks like someone’s ashes to me. Also, more things drying out on radiatorsforget long COVID, she’s got long radiators
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10.5k tins. 
Jack’s larder
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Me after making the savvy switch from Heinz to own brand for my 10,500 tin shipment of beans
This reminds me of other classic Jack lie. She can't swim because her maverick quirky body *LITERALLY* can't float
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No wonder ‘she left’ if Jack is getting through so many beans10.5k tins.
so sorry Poca
Dear hearts please advise - now I'm a cabal member will I be allowed to comment on this inevitable travesty?Only five and a half hours until the next Linda McCartney/Veganuary post
Me coyly explaining to my husband why he’s not seen a Heinz bean in the five decades it’ll take us to get through that shipment
She used hypnosis to try to get her maverick body to float. Of course it’s true!
Not to me-rail here but thought you'd all understand. I've just received a rejection for a job that I really wanted. The company initially took two months to get back to me to tell me I'd been shortlisted and, after completing a recruitment exercise, made me wait another six weeks before the dreaded 'no, thanks' email. I'm not quite clawing the carpet and crying into the cat but just wanted to share with some kind souls who would understand the frustration!
I think the general rule is no crossover - so if you were to comment on it, don’t post it here for bragging rights
Oh my love, I know this likely is no comfort right now but the application process is very much a mutual thing it’s as much about them making you want to work there as it is about you “getting to” work there. That’s a really shoddy candidate experience and the hiring manager should be ashamed of themselves tbh! Don’t be down on yourself, what’s meant for you won’t pass you by xxx
Oh now that is a big pork pie isn't it! HOW can she not float?
The landlady's nerves must be in ribbons worrying about what she's going to find at the end of the lease. She'll have to get men in to deal with everything. Lost deposit and bowl rattling to follow.
Does she have an Orange Tree in her back yard as well, then? Because otherwise, you've had to buy the bleeping oranges and then dry the peel first. And Luxury Spa treatments don't tend to include anti caking agents; proper sea salt costs a lot more than 22p.
Especially with that Mediterranean arse
A queue of milkmen clambering to get their bottles back
It's useful to learn that if a wild Jack Monroe is ever chasing you, you can jump into the nearest river to make a speedy getaway and save your shins. If you're lucky you might even find a Burberry scarf in the mud at the bottom!
table salt to replace bath salts. How does this pea-sized brain moron have a platform 
And of course, like all of Jack's stories, there's another completely contradictory one found on mumsnet
How hard is it to just say my son? People aren't 'things' you narcissistic tosspig.
Smegs, Omegas, pineapple tampon pots, filthy cutlery and bongo drums are things, you can possess 'things'. I'm surprised the poor lad hasn't got a Dymo printed label attached to him
"SB. Property of Jack Monroe, created by Jack Monroe"
The child? bleeping disgraceful.
ETA. Word repetition..I'm so cross and sad.
Smegs, Omegas, pineapple tampon pots, filthy cutlery and bongo drums are things, you can possess 'things'. I'm surprised the poor lad hasn't got a Dymo printed label attached to him
"SB. Property of Jack Monroe, created by Jack Monroe"
The child? bleeping disgraceful.
ETA. Word repetition..I'm so cross and sad.
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