Someone’s called the sausage monstrosity ‘a bowl of sadness’ over on insta 
God, the things I’ve learned thanks to Monroe.
God, the things I’ve learned thanks to Monroe.
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Yes you raise some good points there. Perhaps there is a broody hen in the crappy bungalow and she's trying to discourage it.
Didn’t she say she wanted chickens but the landlady wouldn’t let her because-oh god, what was it again? Oh yeah-she RENTS.
Typical Jack-it wouldn’t surprise me if she knocked up a whole hen house, set a website to sell eggs, wrote out hundreds of recipe cards featuring eggs & bought the rubber eggs before she realised there was a no pets rule (that she’s obviously ignored anyway). It’d also explain all those bloody egg pics a while back.
Typical Jack-it wouldn’t surprise me if she knocked up a whole hen house, set a website to sell eggs, wrote out hundreds of recipe cards featuring eggs & bought the rubber eggs before she realised there was a no pets rule (that she’s obviously ignored anyway). It’d also explain all those bloody egg pics a while back.
@Bugger13 and @jenny2603 I think Flytesofancy.co.uk are going to be baffled but delighted with the sudden interest in their rubber egg selection!!
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Let’s just hope Jack doesn’t see the website while on a grunk. I suspect she’d buy this. She can’t resist a novelty item. ‘Talking point’ 
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I know what you mean cos mug Jack is a delight out of context. But this weapon was tit stirring and posting crap like "stay angry" last week so imo mug Jack can GTF!
Poor SB. He was “good” apparently when she was chasing glory (and no doubt ignoring him) all last week. He’s 10 FFS. And now she is positively crowing about having slaughtered him on Monopoly (just like “Competitive Dad” on the Fast Show, for those old enough to remember). I had a parent like that, spasms of delight when they beat us (age 6 and 8) at a board game. It’s no fun at all for the kid, I’ll just say that. She’s unbearable.
I get major vibes that he feels he has to let "mama" win to keep the peace.
I actually think she’s a bit resentful that Allegra didn’t buy her a house when they split up.
This may well be below the belt but I detest how she uses hot chocolate, etc, as a "reward" for SB for toeing the line and being "good" about losing at Monopoly to Mama the narc.
duck off and stop trying to manipulate and control your ten year old's natural emotions you bleep.
duck off and stop trying to manipulate and control your ten year old's natural emotions you bleep.
Wasn't Father Brown an absolute bastard before he found Jesus
A charity shop? Of course. Not a fancy West End atelier then? If you say so, Jack.
£28 for a monstrosity of a doorstop. This woman is NOT poor!!! John Lewis, obvs. Only quality useless tat for Mama Jack, while SB gets eyeball bleeping sausages.
I've got the black cat mug, I think it came from Wilkos. Or it might have been The Range
Ooh, I don't remember that! Can anyone point me in that direction and I'll bookmark it?
so did I. I think I still have one with a polar bear.
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Thread 122 page 14 for contraband maverick trifle not from a box/tin
Thread 122 page 14 for contraband maverick trifle not from a box/tin
Maybe suggest Mahjong? The real game, not the tile matching solitaire. And then bamboozle her by asking if she played by Hong Kong Rules.
but I have two of my mother's full mahjong sets in the house and would love to play. She tried to teach me but I could never get my head around all the different hands. Bridge with tiles but more complicated.
To be scrupulously fair she did at least the first of the Hellmann's Shitshows from the shed. Then informed us (Twitter? Insta? On the Shitshow?) that the whole shed setup had proved unworkable for cooking and filming (not enough clearance for the Mediterranean arse by the gas burners or something similar). So the living room had to mocked up to resemble a shed.
Forward planning is not one of Jack's areas of specialisation, it would appear.
No, it cannot be, given that Jack has had more sponsorships this past year than previous years and allegedly hasn't paid rent in half a year but is budgeting for a house.
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