Jack Monroe #137 NarcLife by Bootstrap Crook

[Captainmouse]

Sounds like she’s become a diabetic ? I believe Covid can cause such damage. But would be post ITU admission like ???

Place your bets on how long it takes her to steal come up with this idea

 

[LavaFlake]

She's so incredibly vegan!

I can't shop laughing at the utter morons over at Linda McCartney HQ who have PAID Jack Monroe to represent them for Veganuary. What the actual hell? Was there a work experience person working in their PR department who was left unsupervised for the afternoon and they ended up with Jack on their payroll? It would actually be funny if she wasn't being paid to do it. But of course I'm sure her next rent will bounce because she is POOR!

I wouldn't be surprised if a squiggle had something to do with it...

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Did we know she was anorexic? Or more accurately a former grammar-school anorexic

 

[Lanie]

Gosh it's all getting messy. I'm such a wimp if I was her I would have just called it a day refused the parcel from them , asked my friends who could to boycott and make my kids their own sandwiches with what I could.


I'd avoid courts and lawyers at all costs. It's just not worth it if you lose and against people like them it's usually the case.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I think part of it is genuinely her arthritis, but it’s not at all improved by whatever filter/editing she uses to make her food look “good”, but would make anyone’s hands look odd - and the dirty nails just

I’m not sure she has arthritis because she has lied about so many different ailments. Her idea of arthritis is probably an ache in her hand.
Not being reductive to people who genuinely have arthritis.

 

[Ldytnk]

I’ve got my emergency questions™️ ready if she ever comes back. I wish I’d been here but I think I would die of second hand embarrassment- I can hardly watch the YouTube singing.

I'm keen to find out if Caroline (who has hands) is actually the Broccoli Casserole thief who is friends with Doris.

 

[Lanie]

I actually thought she sounded like Nigel frirage in that last video?

They both use the same obnoxious tone.

 

[BantzMonkey]

No

I thought they might be the LM 'meatballs'.

No, just sausages she has mauled and rolled into balls with her grubby hands.

 

[Scarletfever]

I really am starting to think a lot of Jack's public histrionics aren't for twitter followers at all (or indeed Tattle), but to put off her sponsors and collaborators metaphorically pounding at the door.

I totally agree! Plus her publisher and agent who follow her.

 

[Smeghead]

Washing machine operator?!?

Could be a new ride at the Jack Monroe Funfair. Ladies and a gentlemen, roll up roll up for the ride of your life

 

[Lanie]

My children have a mr men book called Mr nosey. He reminds me of her at one of the meets ups sticking her Nose everywhere until it came the time when he gets rumbled and then she would quote directly from the book.

her Mr nosey. Don't ask so many questions, I cannot stand it when people ask too many questions!

 

[kachoochoo]

Look at us all, ourselves with our love of Hendo's!

I am both shocked and saddened though that someone reacted to your post with the gipping emoji

twas I, the original mentioner of relish that reacted with sick cos it's gross (I just don't really do condiments)

and there's more Sheffield fraus here? yay!

 

[MooBelle]

I love that idea. When she died among my great aunts’ possessions was a small statuette with “from the grateful people of Tonga” engraved on it. To this day no one knows why (). I feel Jack should have a vegan sausage with “from the angry people of Nauru” carved into it.

ooooh, that would really intrigue me!!! I'd have to investigate!

 

[Mogmog]

Is the Emin from a puddle? Or from one of her anonymous, uber rich friends?

 

[kachoochoo]

"No Louisa...leave me me pens"

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o/t but it was so sad what happened to Pauline in the end

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Me neither but I bloody love Hendos. Naturally vegan too, beats Worcestershire sauce (although you can get a vegan version).
Just looked at Jack’s likes-fortunately she was the only person to like these two. Imagine if she went ahead & tried to make a craft business from this floofle bollocks-I can picture her flogging it on QVC, all wide eyed & maniacal. Like fergie & that stupid helicopter all over again.

Until she deletes it. So can everyone post their comments to her agent with their hand please?

Looks like RM is planning a recap and potentially withdrawing/taking a step back from twitter campaigning.

Cue JM winding her up about something......

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Roadside Mum is a 'New Age Traveller', isn't she?
Not a Traveller, traveller.

Hang on, you mean she’s been travelling in a *Winnebago on a whim ( *other motor homes are available) and isn’t a nomad by birth?

 

[hydeist]

And it continues...
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I think Flooflebot is adorable but this entire floofle saga is stupid and boring.

 

[LittleBitAlexis]

Henderson's Relish, though! That's the good stuff!!!

Look at us all, ourselves with our love of Hendo's!

I am both shocked and saddened though that someone reacted to your post with the gipping emoji

 

[Captainmouse]

I've had covid (normal, not long) and I experienced thirst like never before. Googled it, seems to be a common symptom, drank lots, then it stopped. No Twitter poll was needed during my bog standard covid. I understand I'm not as special as some.

what? Your not smol and pixie like special?