Jack Monroe #137 NarcLife by Bootstrap Crook

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She’ll probably use the spud water gravy two more times like the beetroot water. We’ll see spud gravy porridge for breakfast tomorrow followed by spud gravy risotto.
 
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jack monroe, voice of the working classes, besties with the toriest of tories

also, she's actually said out loud she's planning on ripping off someone else's recipe? I mean, chefs do take recipes and make adjustments, or do "a riff on" something, but they don't commonly say, "I'm gonna take this exact recipe, but fuck it up for the Poors"
 
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Shit I Made Out Of Shit I Found In My 3 Freezers.
 
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‘..to go on your desk or nearby’? Yeah, ok. This happened.
Also, ‘you’re all tough and stuff’. Reminds me of people who say ‘People think I’m hard’. Twat.
Or maybe people who say things like:


 
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I think part of it is a roast dinner ready meal, she's just added broccoli and a few new potatoes (probably from her plate, alongside the red mullet) and mixed together, a la Jackie
 
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I actually thought she sounded like Nigel frirage in that last video?

They both use the same obnoxious tone.
 
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Fraus! Fetch the ring binders

Oh if only they'd listen, we could tell them so much...
 
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Aw I always feel sad that SB feels like he has to vie for her attention with drawings and things

Must be hard to prise her gaze away from twitter.

I take it that cringe desperado try-hard game that they play "every night" at dinner has gone the same way as the thundercrap?
 
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Yeah Essex frauen, between producing Jack and Russell Brand, what’s going on round there? Is there a school for verbosity or something?
 
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Yes but what they’re all saying is “Thank fuck she’s gone”.
 
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I hear that social media darling and food expert Jack Monroe is available for private cooking gigs.
she cooked a private dinner for MARY PORTAS, for fuck's sake!

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Putting floofle aside, and how this absolutely did not happen, why tf is she downstairs again?!
all her stories about him are like bad dialogue written by someone who has literally never met a 10 year old in their life
 
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still doing the speaking circuit by all accounts. Was meant to be relaunching kids Co, but I don't think anything happened.

She was some one I took at face value, until the big expose. Probably because I'd never paid her much attention.
 
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Right. I'm in a good mood tonight. I've had a wine and Denise Welch made her Hollyoaks debut. Despite this that dinner looks shite. And I burned an Aldi ready.set.cook casserole the other week.
 
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She’ll probably use the spud water gravy two more times like the beetroot water. We’ll see spud gravy porridge for breakfast tomorrow followed by spud gravy risotto.
Leftover carrot and broccoli overnight oats
 
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