Good lord, nobody cares that you haven't posted a 'budget recipe food photo' for a few days, Jack. You don't normally post them more regularly than that anyway.
Is that whitish stuff polystyrene?
Just want to say how glorious it is when 'new' people de-lurk and are immediately fluent in all the lingo. ONE OF US! and all that.@DorothyZbornak said:De-lurking at last (been reading since April/Thread 2 when the THAT MAN meltdown caused me to dig a bit deeper on JM and reader, I could not believe the AUDACITY) as I currently spend a minimum of 42 hours a day on Tattle so a few posts can’t hurt now and then.
Anyway I have time travelled from the past (need to grunk about 20 pages to catch up on all the latest RM craic) to bring you Jack’s appearance on Dr Ruby’s show:
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To be fair to Jack, this is one of her less cringey tv appearances, but still plenty of material for Bootstrap Bingo™️ which is after all the shizz that we sad little Hausfrauen live for.
ETA I see other more learned Frauen have beat me to it on the Dr Rupy scoop! Credit to @NP
Yes. The blue tickers understood that Roadside Mum found herself at the center of a storm with which she was ill-equipped to cope (because she's not media trained, and having not been through this before etc). And so had some words of wisdom and support for her.Jack was probably triggered because Roadside Mum had blue tickers/ high profile people reaching out with advice and sympathy / concern - Vic Derbyshire, George Monbiot and an unnamed comedian.
Jack's forever fishing for attention from blue tickers with her OTT teenage drama and angst, and the most she gets is a brush off reply or a "like".
I don't understand how one can do something both carefully and absentmindedly. I really feel like she sometimes chooses words more for their sound than their actual meaning.How To Eat, by Nigella Lawson
‘Bootlegged’ is a new series on Cooking On A Bootstrap, taking new or favourite cookbooks and recipes, and making them cheap and simple. First in the series, Jack talks about the impact…cookingonabootstrap.com
TRIGGER WARNING: it contains a direct reference to her fingernails: I carefully underscored words with an absent-minded fingernail (imagine the state of the book after that). Also her seduction technique is mentioned. Tread carefully...
And what does "travailed my spice shelves" mean? Even leaving aside that during all this "travailling", she was whispering aloud in a language of love and longing, which is just weird and ick.I don't understand how one can do something both carefully and absentmindedly. I really feel like she sometimes chooses words more for their sound than their actual meaning.
Good morning I was all fired up to post the COVID timeline but you are all on it. Skilz.Wait.... she's had Covid for 6 weeks now? So... since first week in December This is Even Longer Covid.
Really pleased to hear that, waffle maker! Good news xGood morning I was all fired up to post the COVID timeline but you are all on it. Skilz.
I am thinking after looking at the rice that SB might prefer proper meals to a promise of a big house in the future... omg give him a proper dinner, maybe some fish from the freezer?
In other news we lined up at a dusty PCR test centre yesterday to get my kids tested and they both got their negative results in the night, so we are just looking at a few more days in quarantine until we can go back to school, thank goodness.
Yebbut, Del Monte though.Good lord, nobody cares that you haven't posted a 'budget recipe food photo' for a few days, Jack.
Thank God she’s posting about her shit cooking again.
She could have put some pineapple in that fried rice to make sweet and sour fried rice.Yebbut, Del Monte though.
Give her time, she might 'rework' the recipe for her website. Perhaps 'recipe' should be in quotes tooShe could have put some pineapple in that fried rice to make sweet and sour fried rice.
Or not.
I really think Jack's writing has become worse over the years, she could do with an editor (plenty of professional boggers have editors)
Surprised she acknowledges her new illnesses
Is Diabetes in her list of ailments yet?can we add this to her bio?
Surprised she acknowledges her new illnesses
~recipe~ might be more appropriate.Give her time, she might 'rework' the recipe for her website. Perhaps 'recipe' should be in quotes too
See you at Mario’s!Ffs, Jack what the actual?
(it has taken me this long to do all the ironing, It seems all the items in the house needed ironing.)
Firstly you take fake pictures of yourself pretending to be asleep with your cat. I don’t know where to begin with this but please stop. Like @Walkdengirl Ina is my food crush. To even think of someone like her doing this would be horrific. Get a grip.
Secondly, you continue to stretch the space-time continuum so that what is 4/5 weeks for the rest of us is now a good 6 weeks for you. Be a doll and stretch it to November so we can all have had our vaccine and this shitshow be over.
Then you
state in your appalling review of Nigella’s book that her opening paragraph did more to make you love food again after anorexia than any doctor or counsellor could. This is dangerous and is extremely misleading. It is along the same lines of you implying that a robot picture is better able to help you stay sober than any formal support. Please stop with this harmful and triggering misinformation.
Finally, you have pissed me off so much that I have taken to watch some dodgy Scottish male cleaning account on insta and now lurk his thread on tattle. Why, Jack , why? Why couldn’t you just stay in your lain ().
(just realised my posts always talk to Jack. Why is that? Maybe because subconsciously I think she reads here so think what I write will have an effect. I am as deluded as she is.)
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