Jack Monroe #134 Suffer the little squiggles, for I am The Poor
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the legendary thread 31!
Jack Monroe #31 Grunka Lunka dunkety doo, we came for Jack but stayed for you!
New thread title courtesy of @lipsticktaser with a total of 68 reactions!
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And can we assume that for said £5 we get absolutely bollock all except empty promises and copious excuses?
It is thread 31. Enjoy
Marcus: "why is that one weird dinner lady @ing me the whole time?"
'Did she really just say that to me?'
Or, to paraphrase something from another site which cannot be named 'Did she really mean to sound so racist?'
She has looked really unwell since the first thread on here to be honest. It's funny because she is absolutely awful but it's clear she's on a very downward spiral.She looks absolutely knackered
All this letter writing reminded me to buy one of THAT MAN's money saving cookbooks, he was making some decent looking stuff on the telly last night.
I was making a valiant attempt to get through #133 but it makes almost no sense without being able to see attachments, thank god @Alansbigplate kept theirs to re-post later, cheers Al! So she's been up all night again going full Chernobyl, yeah? Is that the gist of it? Cool, cool.
I even went onto the Wild West that is her Twitter to try and catch up and when I saw she's put #ActuallyAutistic in her bio I rolled my eyes so hard that they're now spinning like a slot machine and I can only see clearly to type once every three seconds. Absolutely get to duck you spectacular landslide of a human being.
Yours sincerely,
TS
Level 5 vegan
Professional web designer
Founder of Slopbot
Advertising manager for Mel Donte
I even went onto the Wild West that is her Twitter to try and catch up and when I saw she's put #ActuallyAutistic in her bio I rolled my eyes so hard that they're now spinning like a slot machine and I can only see clearly to type once every three seconds. Absolutely get to duck you spectacular landslide of a human being.
Yours sincerely,
TS
Level 5 vegan
Professional web designer
Founder of Slopbot
Advertising manager for Mel Donte
I'm so behind *wails*
The damn children being at home means I don't have time to catch up properly and the threads move so fast.
All hail the thread recaps!
Just a quick one. I saw briefly on the last (?) Thread about not typing lIkE tHiS.
That's the first time I've done it and I already feel a bit dirty but can someone fill me in on why?
Please and kindly get to duck.
The damn children being at home means I don't have time to catch up properly and the threads move so fast.
All hail the thread recaps!
Just a quick one. I saw briefly on the last (?) Thread about not typing lIkE tHiS.
That's the first time I've done it and I already feel a bit dirty but can someone fill me in on why?
Please and kindly get to duck.
I would also like to know this. I tried Googling but I couldn’t find an answer
Just watched her video on Twitter. Well done Jack on not spending 5 mins prior to your message saying you're new to this, that you don't like being on camera, that you're a shy little pixie. But what was that bit about this being a Christian country? Did I go back in time to 1908 or something? As for Jesus - he's the worst person to bring into this. He'd look at those food boxes and say 'Well I could feed 5000 people with this.'
#FeedTheChildren gives me the absolute cringe.
This things? Haven't had for years, might have a snoop in the shop, though some needed two cups of tea from being so dry!
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I think she should have sung 7 minutes into it, to make Not-Boris take her more seriously
ETA '7 minutes into it' is a time marker and not a song title
Imagine MR and JO front and centre of this. She transform into
https://www.theguardian.com/educati...hford-primary-school-fed-well-children-thrive
Article in the Guardian with Rashford's primary school headteacher -
He keeps in touch with Button Lane primary. Roberts said that in pre-Covid times he would frequently pop in to sign autographs, pose for photos and give out hugs. Last year he came in and cooked meatballs, which some of the children tried. A success? “Well, nobody screwed up their face,” she laughed.
Article in the Guardian with Rashford's primary school headteacher -
He keeps in touch with Button Lane primary. Roberts said that in pre-Covid times he would frequently pop in to sign autographs, pose for photos and give out hugs. Last year he came in and cooked meatballs, which some of the children tried. A success? “Well, nobody screwed up their face,” she laughed.
He'd take one look and go 'Well, there's the bread. Now, what have you got in those freezers? Ideal.'
She has looked alright, but Pretzel/CK thot shot stage she did look really ill.
I just think shes absolutely bolloxed today from not sleeping and getting herself in a tizz. Looking a bit ropey just adds to the sad fishing
Well Jack does have 500 fishes in her freezer!
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