Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef

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Scarletfever

It's not even sixth form standard. I'm thinking third form debating club?

Why does she do this???????? She's no good at it. Please lib dem squiggles, stop encouraging her!
 
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Scarletfever

Is it just me or does it cut off at the end so she says "we must unite to feed"?

Unite to feed Jack's ego, amirite?
 
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appleskin

She's going nick squiggles joke if anyone else points out the wrong account?

 
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kachoochoo

the video's literally just her reading out the earlier "statement" isn't it?

what is the point?

other than riding coattails and getting attention, obv
 
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Kezzle

Do you think she knows about the letter yet?? Its on the Sky news ticker thing now
 
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Formal Chicken

Geetbo said:
As I see it she's spent three days arguing with people, trying to get Marcus Rashford to acknowledge her existence and flicking her bean while dressed as Mary Sloppins.
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You’ve summed it up brilliantly, I just snorted with laughter (sorry, hooted!)
 
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Scarletfever

I hate it I hate it I hate it.

It reminds me of Brasseye. The "cake" segments where people are reading out stuff that makes no sense.

Maybe a minor thing but how does she know people entitled to FSM, hampers, etc "can't afford to read The Times"??? Fuck off you stigmatising twat!
 
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Begborrowsteal

The cake thing was mad!
 
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ScamSandwich

ChickenPorridge said:
Well this is weird. She definitely dressed up as Mary Poppins to tug creepily at LC BTT's heartstrings. This might be even creepier than the time she started randomly calling the kitten Sophie after already naming it Pretzel
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It was Sophie ELLIES Pretzel.
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

Have another. 2 Corinthians 10:15

We can start off with RC: 10:15 Not boasting of things without our measure, that is, of other men's labours;

Then a bit Evangelical with the NIV: Neither do we go beyond our limits by boasting of work done by others.

or TLB: It is not as though we were trying to claim credit for the work someone else has done among you.

Fancy some American Presbyterianism from the MSG? We’re not barging in on the rightful work of others, interfering with their ministries, demanding a place in the sun with them... But we have no intention of moving in on what others have done and taking credit for it.

Or perhaps a palate cleanser from the Ecumenical Matter that is the NLT(CE optional)? Nor do we boast and claim credit for the work someone else has done.



She ain't the only person who can pick a verse to suit their angle. People have been doing that at least since the third Synod of Carthage.
 
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