I'm seeing winnets, tagnuts, diarrhoea and vomit - on a bed of unidentified rice...I expect someone has already said this as I'm on a grunk...
Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef
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This is getting interesting. They really aren’t happy.
Has his been thread title nominated? (Edit- it has not) If not, I hereby nominate
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No, squig, YOU duck off and gain some critical thinking skills whist you’re at it. These people, honestly.
There’s currently an overflowing storm drain in a road near her. All that anger is causing eruptions!
Twitter is the only thing she's ever stuck with for more than a month. She should try to somehow turn that into her next "I've just done X and never felt better" Guardian article.
A lot of proper posh middle class people appear to be genuinely terrified of the working classes. The lower middle classes are fine but whole swathes of them have started out working class or have family etc who still are so aren't so freaked out by people with less money. Jack is the perfect token pov for them as she's quite middle class so isn't going to make them too uncomfortable. Plus she backs up a lot of preconceived notions about "these people", "Jack is educating them about lentils so they don't eat frozen pizzas all the time" because the stupid saps haven't a clue why people eat junk food- it can be ignorance about food and nutrition but it can also be tiredness, lack of time, depression, laziness, reliability of taste (are you going to gamble your last quid on fruit that might be sour?), because it was on special and you're skint and sometimes because only some fat and carb laden beast of a tea is going to hit the spot. We're all guilty of living in bubbles -how much time do any of us in this country spend worrying about people who can't access clean water when we can just turn on a tap? But if you're in your bubble with a megadose of liberal guilt it must be comforting to think things don't really need to change THAT much, we'll just educate the poors and you won't need to pay a level of tax that might threaten your nice lifestyle. The harm Jack does is to the causes she tries to hijack and gullible and vulnerable squigs. She's no threat whatsoever to the Guardian set and that's just how they like their tokens.
Bloody incredible how she's made a memorial article about a dead relative all about herself and the time she spent at her house. There's one sentence about the poor lady in three paragraphs.
@LyraBalaqua your squiggle isn’t squiggled
Anyone know what time we're #thunderclalpping, I need to know when to stop #stayangry and I need to fit in #lockdownlarder for tea. Thankyouverymuchall 
I'm hoping she'll enrage the K-pop stans. They seem pretty relentless when their dander is up.
How is her knitted blanket coming along btw?
Maybe mama fed the family on potato peelings and goose tit to afford that land rover. It's so unfair to pick on the working classes you know!
Like mackie, it unravelling
Cooked atop a plank of wood on the communal landing of a flat now deemed unfit for human habitation because
Wouldn't MR or RM tell her this since they are working together seems odd she had to ask squigs for info.
Also it's on the BBC news website and a Mr Courtney is tweeting about it. No mention of her highness.
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FFS, god knows what his lovely, intelligent girlfriend will have to say about that, or poor Marcus come to that. Maybe that's why she worst the duck me shoes
A new day, a new grunka..but needing to add a general thought: she really does not seem to have friends who she engages with on a regular basis or at least nobody who is critical of her. She claimed a few days ago that the bullies were the reason why her planned marriage dissolved (changed it later to spending too much time together in lockdown 1) because she experienced a situation she could not explain to her friends...what was difficult to communicate here? I could have talked to my friends about such a thing. If it was the bullies' fault, it would be easy to communicate that.
My friends are the first ones to criticise me when I am talking bollocks... Ironically in lockdown 1 I was so frustrated with everything that I said to one friend that I feel like cutting my (thick) hair off completely because nobody gets to see my anyway now that I had no work...Friend reminded me in her very no nonsense way that it would be a bit tasteless as it would make me look like a cancer patient. And of course she was absolutely right. And having not long before that see another friend losing her hair to chemo I would not have done it anyway, I was ranting in a way I would only rant with a close friend, based on the trust that she knows I am not an idiot in general. Otherwise I would never ever be tempted to bark out levels of cringeworthy things on social media the way she does it.
And sometimes I think while we are supposed to be the bullies, we care more than most because she gets a chance to read what is off with her behaviour and she could change accordingly but she...shan't.
Btw: I never believed her hair falling out and then having to cut it. I had the impression it was auto-aggressive behaviour. Which would be a shame. The problem is that as soon as you are starting to be dishonest you not only lose credibility but you also miss out on people showing real empathy and ultimately getting treatment for the underlying causes of your issues. It puts up a huge barrier. The issues are there, just not in the original form of the x amount of ailments and conditions that have befallen her alone but that would be enough for 10 people.
Was that only yesterday?
Yes, it is a small world, I wouldn't be surprised, you knowing RM.As a gypsy woman - I would find it very difficult to stay sat on my hands!(I would behave though, I'd miss it here too much)
Going back to the community being small though, wouldn't it be interesting if it turned out that I knew RM?
And I love it here too
...so I'd best keep my trap shut - Status