Jack Monroe #133 Neither a celebrity or a chef

[Bugger13]

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I’m too poor to have a times login. Mary Poppins umbrellas don’t come cheap y’know

 

[PoorPatrol]

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Marcus, Marcus, I’ll whatsapp you babes, yeah? Marcus! Marcus! I know you don’t follow me or ever acknowledge me, but I’ll just ping that over! Yeah! Cool! Really cool! Marcus mate! Catch you soon, pal! What’s your number, bro? Bro! Buddy! Pal!

 

[Professor Slop]

Jack mate, you can't do that. It's stealing to publicly post something behind a paywall without permission...

 

[jenny2603]

It's amazing - she's even got to be the gatekeeper of screenshots for RM. Is there any way she *can't* try to insert herself in this?

Why is she only telling RM Mate and not Marcus Mate? No disrespect to RM who I think has been brilliant on this but Marcus is more established and better connected so should get it sorted quicker which I am sure what Jack wants.

ETA: Sorry just noticed she's copied him in the Tweet. Of course she can't DM him because he doesn't follow her.

 

[Silver Linings]

“Coopsy! Bring Mama this morning’s copy of The Times.”

 

[Eurgh]

I thought she loves a paywall! Or is that only on the Telegraph?

 

[Tabitha D]

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She’s about 50% Alan Partridge, 30% David Brent and 20% Rik the Student. Except these were all comedy creations and she is an actual person with no sense of humour and a grandiosity complex. It’s quite a combo.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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but but but but but I thought it was our moral duty to pay for subscriptions to right wing news outlets? OR is that just the telegraph

 

[bowiethesdmn]

On the Mary Poppins photo on Instagram.

Don't ever take advice from Homer Simpson

 

[Veronicaaa]

She must be gutted she doesn't even get a mention in that Times piece. It's HER STORY after all.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

I’m too poor to have a times login. Mary Poppins umbrellas don’t come cheap y’know

And here I was thinking that she read "virtually all" the papers!

 

[Silver Linings]

CBA to do the small ones. Soz.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

I usually send people a public tweet to let them know I will be sending a WhatsApp. I expect millionaire Marcus will be hanging on for screen grabs from Jack’s mate with a Times login.

I wonder who her mate with the Times login was

 

[Alansbigplate]

@Alansbigplate I assume you've messaged Marcus plenty in the past?

 

[blurstoftimes]

I thought she loves a paywall! Or is that only on the Telegraph?

Ha! snap

 

[Silver Linings]

I cannot stress how much I truly, deeply can’t be arsed with her utter bullshit.

 

[Tabitha D]

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But why not just ask the fee to be donated directly, eh? Why does it have to go through Jack first?? I wonder ....

 

[Bugger13]

Oh duck offffff. Shaking (capitalised) my arse. Leave it to the grown ups Jack.

 

[Veronicaaa]

lol wut?

 

[jenny2603]

She must be gutted she doesn't even get a mention in that Times piece. It's HER STORY after all.

The right wing media have turned on her now she's a hard left Corbynista. Thatcher's Britain, man.