Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?

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Many years ago, I ate a Linda McCartney sausage roll that had a 2cm piece of hard white plastic inside it! They need to check their factory procedures. It's hard to understand how that can happen.
I'm sure i remember that when Linda Mccartney sausages first appeared, there was a massive scandal because the factory they were made in misunderstood the process and used animal fat instead of vegetable.

Ooh! Editing my post to say....they put meat in the veggie pies.... that was it.
 
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Am imagining one of those 'sorry if you took offence' type of non-apology...
 
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For someone who is apparently constantly hounded at home, she sure does love showing off all the internal locks in her giant house shitty bungalow
 
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Screenshots from @MrsOgre
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ETA: these were sent to someone, they were not general tweets.
It seemed like Jack had been gearing up for a big poverty-related house move story for when she leaves the shitty RENTED bungalow and into her own place. But that will receive too much scrutiny, so I think instead she is going to go for "online abusive trolls drove me out of my house". With all the shite celebrities are pushing about "hate speech" "be kind " wanting to censor social media due to "online abuse" (ie, legitimate criticism), Jack would be sure to get a lot of media attention, and have her lies taken at face value.
 
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Book due?
She’s moving then... she didn’t want @colouredlines question to go unanswered, clearly! That kitchen was piled high with junk, now it isn’t. Skips in the drive (plural)! Constant hints about being driven out of her penultimate forever home, fixed term rolling contract, having a go Henry account so she can buy her boy a house bla bla bla bla bla.... SHE LEFT! The end.
 
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I love reading that thread, it’s utterly batshit. Once someone criticised one of the mums for using so many wipes to clean her baby: “I only ever use 2 wipes MAXIMUM even if it’s a really bad poo!”
One of them has just done a Jack and made an appearance....
 
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And it'll be like 'I had to struggle and be so frugal to save up for my forever home', even though it'll only have been six weeks or something.
 
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Right?! The ones that go from their belly button to top of their bum and I will use extra wipes to ensure I don’t get poop on my hands or nails!
What a load of bollocks, 3 wipes minimum pulled out in prep. If you have one left over you can treat yourself to a refreshing cold ~spa facial~ with it

We daren’t talk about baby poo, lest we inspire Jack’s next biological themed atrocity.
 
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Does anyone else think the idea of a forever home is a bit naive?

Of course, you might have a dream home, but to think you are going to live there forever is very shortsighted.

What if your family, health or financial circumstances change? You might have to downsize, upsize (to fit in extra members) or move to help family.

But, I suppose she only thinks of herself and therefore she will live there forever, no matter what, so that is ok.
 
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Bib all things Mackie lacks
 
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Why does she tell the most pointless fucking lies? No one cares if you have a toaster or not!
Also noted in that kitchen photo is a tumble drier. Those are very expensive to run for someone who can't afford butter.
 
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