Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Just showed my other half the Twitter selfie. His response was: “well, she has had long covid for 6 days, poor thing!”

I obviously share a lot more of this thread than I thought I did...

 

[FlorenceFlutterbucket]

She just told twitted that SB’s dad has a child in hospital. Who does she think she is

But she can’t discuss whether or not housemate contributes as that’s her private business

 

[Harrybosch]

The £23k pa tweet will be first to go, it’s so ridiculous there’s a risk actual blue tickers or publishing industry people may reply like wtf.

Also if a £7k * 2 advance plus royalties isn’t adequate for the work you put into the books then they’re not a viable business? Either re negotiate or stop? There are only so many ways to incinerate food the world will be okay with the first six hun

I can't stay away. She makes 10k minimum just from Patreon. So her royalties from books ,her 5 figure hellmann's deal, her various articles, GQ , DKL and Del Monte come to 13k? How? How??????

 

[kachoochoo]

god almighty. a bleeping crying selfie like really? she's a ghoul, she's a ghoul ooh she's a ghoul.

she's a ghoul, she's a ghoul

 

[Silver Linings]

This is literally a carbon copy of what MR did, down to the pin.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Marcus Rashford cosplay account / a quick engagement win

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

But she can’t discuss whether or not housemate contributes as that’s her private business

I also think the way she worded it was really crappy “He also has 2 kids of his own” - surely SB is also his own child.

 

[Breakdance Badass]

It is not. It looks like a crap stock photo, perhaps entitled something like "duck another Patreon has sussed I'm a grifter" or "Had some of my own slop for tea"

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I wonder how many pics she took before she chose that one. Imagine the brassneck of setting up a timer and taking pics of yourself crying? What a riddy!

 

[Oofadoofa]

I can't stay away. She makes 10k minimum just from Patreon. So her royalties from books ,her 5 figure hellmann's deal, her various articles, GQ , DKL and Del Monte come to 13k? How? How??????

Ah, it's the classic Monroe smoke and mirrors thing - She probably earns 23k from one of her gigs, hence the confident and guilt-free claim..

 

[LavaFlake]

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Patreons drop off, sure they'll be pleased their personal details are likely still in that file...

Is this GDPR compliant? Didn't she not set up a privacy for thrifty shades? Also of all the things to pull out idk why I'm choosing this. I'm finding her posed crying aged 13 on Bebo self a little too much I guess.

 

[FlorenceFlutterbucket]

I also think the way she worded it was really crappy “He also has 2 kids of his own” - surely SB is also his own child.

I thought that was just me who read it that way. Obviously not. Adds more to the drama woe is me going it alone rattle rattle

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Doing the Rashford Pin (sounds like a song Londoners would sing while sheltering in a Tube station during the Blitz) has pushed me over the crevice of acceptable levels of cringe.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is she going to try and hide deleted tweets behind a mass of retweets?

 

[Aardvark]

Is she suggesting that she is paying her furloughed worker’s pay out of her £23k salary? That’s not right surely

 

[Oofadoofa]

Doing the Rashford Pin (sounds like a song Londoners would sing while sheltering in a Tube station during the Blitz) has pushed me over the crevice of acceptable levels of cringe.

for me it was the crying selfie - god it's like watching David Brent but without the laughs

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has she got whiplash from her massive about-face?
ETA- this is not long covid

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I know we joke about the lit Southend girls WhatsApp chat but sending loads of love and prayers if that thing she wrote (that I shan’t repeat) is true. She’s a vile bleep for writing it though.

Kirsty, Laura, where are ya huns?! @Bumbear has even done the legwork and has the calcs to disprove the £23k a year tweet! Bash it out in half an hour you’ve then got 6 hours of the working day left to ferment some chickpeas for dinner? Win win x

 

[Alansbigplate]

I can't stay away. She makes 10k minimum just from Patreon. So her royalties from books ,her 5 figure hellmann's deal, her various articles, GQ , DKL and Del Monte come to 13k? How? How??????

She pays herself this £23,000 salary. (She has said this is the living wage I think it is above it but explains why she claims to work such long hours...to cover that little sob story). Says she doesn’t take dividends. The rest must be somewhere. Must be rolling in it mate

 

[GoLando]

"Furloughed FREELANCER admin.."
Blimey!

If she’s a freelance admin she’s not an employee and can’t be furloughed and the contract could be ended.

If she is an employee she can be made redundant.

Jack isn’t obligated to keep paying her.

 

[Lanie]

I think she should go live with trump and they can take turns trying to out do eachother.

He's going to be out of a job soon and we'll she already lives on twitter so it could be interesting .