Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

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crystaleyesd said:
It doesn't matter! Collating! Archiving! Squirrelling! Filling ring binder after ring binder! Sheets upon sheets upon sheets! Anything to put off writing the book I promised by the end of January
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you can bet your ass that the highlighter pens are coming out!!
 
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Lanie

Why does everything she do always seem to benefit her despite the cosplay of helping others. Is this her way of going after an obe, or another PhD?
 
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NP

Oh Christ, I’ve just noticed the fucking emojis after her name now.
 
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PoorPatrol

@RishiSunak Rish, mate!
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Lanie said:
Why does everything she do always seem to benefit her despite the cosplay of helping others. Is this her way of going after an one, or another PhD?
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Honestly imagine having an actual hard earned PHD and seeing this is how Jack conducts her research, asking Twitter if anyone has a database she can connect to
 
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MarthaFarkus

Alright Captain Jack, calm down. Thunderc*nt should definitely be in the next thread title. Isn’t she annoying, she’s like a dog with a bone. And like a dog with a bone she’ll get bored soon enough like she does with everything else. WRITE YOUR DAMN BOOK JACK!
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Jack I’ve got a script I can run in a few seconds that’ll scrape all the tweets under ur hashtag. Each tweet’s full json so you’ll get everything from the user ID to the hex code that person uses on their Twitter background. A beautiful little data source all about you obvs

I’ll do it and send you the file if you do a think piece in the Guardian admitting you’re not WC.

https://giphy.com/mMkjWN1ziPio0
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

Oh Jack (I know you read this) the hashtag thing is FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
She’s a living breathing adult teenager. What the fuck she going to do when SB turns into one as well.

I hope she’s writing everything down in her burn book to show the headmaster to bring the TORIES down.....
 
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Fitnessqueen

I did the clap for carers initially because my friend said her paramedic daughter had been really moved by it when returning from a shift. But it just turned into a massive willy waving contest with people moaning about neighbours not participating on local Facebook pages. I was glad when it finished.
From experience emailing our MP (true blue Toryland here) means you get nicely typed copy paste letter toeing the party line but fuck all else.
 
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