Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

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Sideboard Bob

Incywincy said:
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Yes! Between your “Rish-mate” and his actual doggos and that entire list of confusion I didn’t stop lauging. I think its that kind of hysterical laughter from all “this” and the actual, horrific chaos in America.
 
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Marmalade Atkins

Jelly Bean said:
Poor Squiggle. They sound so desparate . Tbf to Jack her response was good. At last.
I know I know a stopped clock etc.
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I don't think they're genuine judging by the tweets they deleted.

Jack's just sent this to Rishi Sunak again .

 
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Into_the_tunnel

Correct me if I am wrong, but has she posted a link to that photo so it is at the top of her feed again?

Why?
You cry?
I ask myself
I cry
I die
 
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xoxo

I can’t stop looking at this photo (and the lip fillers ) SO CRINGE. Serving us angsty Livejournal poses from 2005.


 
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Tabitha D

Silver Linings said:
In her likes. Imagine her scampering off to do a shift at DKL after behaving the way she has today. View attachment 375928
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I do find it a bit amusing that Rishi is probably WTF about getting all this shite in his Twitter feed.
I mean it’s bloody ridiculous. “Mr Chancellor sir, here’s a pic of me blubbing cos you is mean and won’t give me any MONEEEY!! (Sob!)”. I suppose you might sort of get away with it if you’re 8 years old. But if you’re a 32-year-old mother and well-remunerated food blogger with 10 years in the public eye - well it’s just incredibly unprofessional and embarrassing. Especially when you’re not entitled to said money because you have done considerably better out of the pandemic than most people.
FFS Jack you colossal clown. If you want to reinvent yourself and salvage what’s left of your career, invest in some professional advice about how you are conducting yourself on SM and in general - and listen to that advice.
 
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Soapy Dolphin

Her performance tonight has somewhat drained me. She's like Trump - you think there's nothing more they can do to nip your pips and then...Bam! She's obviously the most hard done by, poorest, most poorly person ever. Why won't Rishi send me some money...waaaaah!
This raised a smile though. I'm imagining all the rejected photos especially the ones where she went too far and was a bit too pouty for poverty. Just looks petulant to me.

I wonder why people keep offering help? She always bats it down. Some people do savour the misery. It's their identity, their individuality.

Kinda glad we've skipped her insightful analysis of Trump tonight.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Allegra called Jack gauche too.

All I can say is wow, just wow. Jack still manages to out khaos the previous khaos.

Also I can't see a difference

 
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Itchy of Itchington

Into_the_tunnel said:
Correct me if I am wrong, but has she posted a link to that photo so it is at the top of her feed again?

Why?
You cry?
I ask myself
I cry
I die
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I reckon she's trying to go viral or get picked up in the press. "Jack Monroe's tearful plea to Rishi Sunak to help those on the edge"

In a way it would be nice if it did get picked up as a journalist could perhaps ask questions about the amount of work she got. Even better if an interview in the Express

"From her RENTED home in the refines of Thorpe Bay, Jack speaks to me from her Cotswolds sideboard laden office about how hard it is to keep having to look for luxury goods in puddles while also trying to grift on Twitter and mention Del Monte fruit regularly.
'Once lockdown happened again and I had longish Covid, going on walks to find scarves in puddles has been all but impossible. I used to shop twice on Sundays for reduced mushrooms but now my fungus dreams are just literal dust in the jar' she tearfully confides.
 
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Blurp

Cor, having been glued to the bigger chaos over the Pond, that was some grunka!

1. She's never been crying in that photo. Most people dissolve into a snotty swollen mess with puffy red eyes and nose when they've had a proper cry. Her eyelashes aren't even stuck together. She needs to get the Urban Decay out again for red eyes this time but don't see how she can manage the red whites of her eyes.

2. What's all this crap about recipe testing several times? She's said that she's one and done several times, most publicly on TV in DKL.

3. Would the fire brigade even take her back? In one of the many versions of her story, she's got dismissal letters and a senior officer, ie Daddy, had to stand up for her.

What a load of total crap she's bleating. I'd love to see Rishi's face when reading though. I'm agreeing that she's probably on her own so desperate for attention.
 
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Oofadoofa

Does anyone else get the feeling when seeing these crying selfies that we're getting a small, tiny glimpse of what BB is subject to every time she feels the need to head home for some space and perspective?
 
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