Spotted on Instagram. For FUCKS SAKE. So so tempted to reply.
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Lets go through them shall we.
Book deadline. If you had kept to the original one back in October it would be done now.
Single mother, he is your son, not a chore.
Full time childcarer, he is 10 years old, he needs supervision and guiding with boundaries, he's not like a 2 year old into everything.
Educator, no the teachers are doing distant learning. It might not be the same as at school but we are in a pandemic.
Entertainer, you really are not one of those. Best leave that one to the TV, YouTube and Nintendo.
Cook, you make the family meals like everyone does.
Cleaner, doesn't everyone have to clean their own home?
Emotional labourer....word salad, meaningless.
Washing machine operator, bung it in, put in powder/liquid switch on....go for a lie down it's all too much.
SM manager, you can't stop Tweeting rubbish, manage it better.
Own PR, well that is playing out well.
Recipe consultant, for who?
Photographer, taking snaps of food instead of putting it on the table and eating it doesn't make you a photographer any more than me taking holiday snaps does.
And yes, get a job you bone idle scamming git.