Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

There is a FB group called 'Angry People in Local Newspapers'. Full of disgruntled people pointing at hedges or pavements.
Jack would fit in wonderfully tbh.
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And the text !!!!!

Like what is the hidden pie agenda /conspiracy lol

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[ScamSandwich]

I am so disappointed that this wasn't Thorpe Bay and Jack's house. If she went totally batshit at a (never happened) For Sale sign, can you imagine how incandescent she would be in this case?

She might have accused the bored Hausfrauen of having put a sign on the shed saying 'Test Centre'.

 

[Emmapism]

Humbly enthusiastic

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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In my head that conversation is about you and the squiggle waiting for the custard cake recipe.

 

[Scarletfever]

I know you have all moved on, but I just wanted to put on record that I absolutely vomit when she uses the word "loosen" in relation to food

#bokedownlarder

 

[queenfeline]

I'll never sleep again, thanks.

 

[Scarletfever]

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It never leaves YOU Jack. Please duck off if you think you speak for anyone else other than yourself, you spoilt, entitled twit.

 

[Top Trumpd]

Yes, and I had the same reaction as you! Also, that police officer is a kindred Herr - "She'll have polio by the end of the week..."

Edit: ALSO, the ever-changing dietary requirements - can you imagine how vegan JM would suddenly become if she was ever in police custody? (I said IF, your honour) That tomato allergy she forgets about would be back with a vengeance!

Have I imagined this or didn’t she also have an allergy to notions, leeks, garlic? Seems all forgotten now

Have I imagined this or didn’t she also have an allergy to notions, leeks, garlic? Seems all forgotten now

Onions not flipping notions. Although...

 

[usefullyuseless]

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I thought she wasn't poor anymore, just frugal? Is she back to being poor again?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Have I imagined this or didn’t she also have an allergy to notions, leeks, garlic? Seems all forgotten now


Onions not flipping notions. Although...

She DOES have notions..

 

[PoorPatrol]

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We can only hope so, hun. Keep on being a feral head especially for us. Do another chaos now will ya, we need the entertainment. There’s a lockdown, innit fam.

 

[Nippybippy]

I'm so glad you said this as i was beginning to question my understanding of what a tortilla is

Sorry if this has been said I’m catching up slowly as she’s annoying AF, but I think they meant a Spanish tortilla? Which is similar to a frittata.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Am I bad person if I want to get Covid for reals. And I want her to suffer

Probably a bit extreme! But she does get you like that every now and then..

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Am I bad person if I want to get Covid for reals. And I want her to suffer

Erm, personally I think that crosses a line.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

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Respectfully, big hairy corn nuts! Surely you've squeezed every last drop out of this by now.

 

[NP]

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Thank goodness she managed to open her door for the doorstep soap, and Oddbox deliveries, and all the free fish, and the numerous sideboards.

 

[lilamay]

Respectfully, big hairy corn nuts! Surely you've squeezed every last drop out of this by now.

She's milked it for all it's worth.

That reminds me of the pistachio milk that never was