Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year

[Veronicaaa]

If Louisa has any sense, she could use the events of the past 3 weeks to tell Jack it's no longer a good idea to be BBs.

What with the eyes of the media looking for a story about a Chanel 4 Head of News making unnecessary trips across the country to stay with her ex partner, allegedly spreading covid.

If she's there with Jack now, she can't leave, can she, until lockdown's finished? You're stuck where you are? No wonder Jack's acting so high, she's got Louisa there like James Caan in Misery.

She ASDA be kidding?!

Genuine LOL.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I think Sister Jack is my least favourite.
Why after minimal mention are her siblings so important? How much does she really see them with her 16+ hour days?
Disclaimer: I live far away from my family by choice so my views may be warped!

And how many pictures does she have up around her desk? Does she move them all every time she moves her workspace?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She’s a bleep and I’m glad she’s likely got perpetual diarrhoea from all the tit she cooks

ETA sorry can’t call it cooking, festering darlings the tit she festers x

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

The bottom one has been deleted.

So she does have an iota of understanding about the bleeping rules?

She should have popped into the Range or B and M for some bleeping bits while she was there just to top it off.

Sorry about the swearing. I have a very stressed teacher upstairs and the students are returning in their masses around us. Her rule-breaking is doing my nut.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Lmao she's deleted the one about meeting her dad on purpose (cos it's breaking the law you twit). Was likely queuing up outside Asda this morning gleefully hoping she'd find a bunch of panic buyers stripping the shelves of beans so she could reprimand people on twitter (whilst simultaneously sowing panic and directing people to Lockdown Larder 3). She's a disgrace.

And what's this bleeping white as mayo heart she's sticking onto all her tweets? An emoji isn't a personality Jack

 

[MooBelle]

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But she saw them at Christmas though. When she made that grim trifle.

 

[Lanie]

Lmao she's deleted the one about meeting her dad on purpose. Was likely queuing up outside Asda this morning gleefully hoping she'd find a bunch of panic buyers stripping the shelves of beans so she could reprimand people on twitter (whilst simultaneously sowing panic and directing people to Lockdown Larder 3). She's a disgrace.

And what's this bleeping white as mayo heart she's sticking onto all her tweets? An emoji isn't a personality Jack

Not because her emoji would be like gene on the emoji movie. A big undecided mashup of all horrible things. She's is not a nice person. Not at all. She only helps herself.

 

[Veronicaaa]

But she saw them at Christmas though. When she made that grim trifle.

Don't think she saw them then, she texted her dad to get his approval for the gross trifle.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

We’re at the stage now where they’re cancelling essential cancer ops & pregnant women are scared they’ll re introduce the cruelty of early labour & your recovery alone, but I’m really glad she got to have a chat with her Tory landlord armed forces dad.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Fruitjack]

God save us from emoji Jack.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Deliberate flouting of COVID rules Jack has got to be my least favourite Jack. Sister/daughter Jack is a close second. When they combine, that’s the most infuriating Jack of all!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Prince Lumpy is ECV. He saw people outside in the garden when the weather was good. I assume her parents have a good garden and side access as it’s detached (and NOT RENTED). She was well within the rules to see them and it would have been perfectly safe. Creating bloody drama.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Has anyone watched 24 hours in police custody yet? It’s like Jack on speed times a thousand, wonder what Louisa Compton made of it

 

[Silver Linings]

Deliberate flouting of COVID rules Jack has got to be my least favourite Jack. Sister/daughter Jack is a close second. When they combine, that’s the most infuriating Jack of all!

(Home schooling is boring and hard)

 

[Pocahontas]

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(Home schooling is boring and hard)

Hahahahaha.
Silver, your photoshop skills are second to none.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Has anyone watched 24 hours in police custody yet? It’s like Jack on speed times a thousand, wonder what Louisa Compton made of it

I only bloody love 24hrs in Police Custody! Haven't seen last night's ep yet but it sounds like a doozy. My previous favourite was the one with the posh toff who tried to do an insurance scam but was brought down by the biscuit loving polis man who was just weeks from retirement.

 

[Cookiecookie]

It sounds super naff to write, but my thoughts are with you 'orrible lot. What a duck up it has all been

What is her obsession with height? My 10.5yr old is bigger than you Jack, so yah boo sucks to you.

 

[squiffle]

I don’t even know what she was replying to but I really enjoyed “Great tip!!! Love scissors”.

peak lesbianism.

 

[NP]

I only bloody love 24hrs in Police Custody! Haven't seen last night's ep yet but it sounds like a doozy. My previous favourite was the one with the posh toff who tried to do an insurance scam but was brought down by the biscuit loving polis man who was just weeks from retirement.

There’s a really juicy one involving an escort and a blackmail plot and the blackmailer turns out to be one of the policeman on the case. They film him being arrested. It’s a proper good’un that episode.

On topic: Lockdown Larder is pointless. It could have been useful the first time round had every answer not been, “Bung it in a curry”