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Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters
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I understand what you’re saying, but if they don’t grovel at her feet, then they get an aggressive response and other squiggles pile on telling them to give Jack a break etc. I also think that this Squig asking if they can “gently” ask is their way of telling us that they see through the bullshit and want to see just how long it will take for Jack to post the bloody books!!
The wedding vows "in sickness and in health,for richer or poorer " ........Mrs jack number ? ..oh duck !.... TAXI !
Netflix is trolling me. I’m watching season 5 of Lucifer and in this episode there’s a character called Jack Monroe! 
Fixed it.
Just before lockdown she apparently paid the deposit.
(Although I am now wondering if that was a last attempt at keeping Louisa there..!)
Imagine Jack's speech - I, Jack Monroe, former:-
Accountant
Author
Bar worker
Barista at Starbucks, Costa and independents
Body Shop rep
Book reviewer
Burger flipper
Call handler - Essex Fire & Rescue Service
Checkout operator
Chef
Chip shop worker
Cocktail waitress
Cook at a department store
Craft business owner
Creative director
Debenhams cafe worker
Diarist
Food blogger
Food consultant
Food stylist
Frozen food filler (?)
Guest house chambermaid
Harvester worker
Journalist
Media manager
Patron of 9 charities
Pharmacy worker
Photographer
Poet
Political activist
Publicist
Radio show personality
Recipe developer
Reporter
Retail worker
Sales manager
Sex worker
Singer
Stand in for Ruby Rose
Sunday School teacher
TV presenter
Waitress
Wimpy KP
Writer
.....and mom, do take you, my dearly beloved, to be my wife.
I agree. She has ZERO self-doubt. Everything she does, she believes to be the best ever. Cooking, singing, everything.
Baffling!
Course you do
This is why she doesn't watch back. When you nail everything first time what's the point?
Shes still talking shite then was hoping the 3 spirits would have come and told her to wise up. All well there's always next year.
Ps. I know the spirits are Christmas related but when the hell does she do anything that's not after the event in question.
Ps. I know the spirits are Christmas related but when the hell does she do anything that's not after the event in question.
Firstly, happy new year everyone 
Secondly, nothing annoys me more when people gently, softly, tenderly, kindly request things that have been quite obviously promised to them and she replies in that manner.
I know she’s not exactly known for her amazing professionalism, but it would be nice to see a “really sorry for the delay” instead of something from the randomexcusegenerator ™️ every time.
Life happens, delays happen and i dare say MOST people are rather understanding, but shes so narcissistic that she expects everyone to BE AWARE of her many, many ailments and it’s almost like people are afraid to just ask where their stuff is incase she kicks off at them. Manipulation at its absolute finest!
Secondly, nothing annoys me more when people gently, softly, tenderly, kindly request things that have been quite obviously promised to them and she replies in that manner.
I know she’s not exactly known for her amazing professionalism, but it would be nice to see a “really sorry for the delay” instead of something from the randomexcusegenerator ™️ every time.
Life happens, delays happen and i dare say MOST people are rather understanding, but shes so narcissistic that she expects everyone to BE AWARE of her many, many ailments and it’s almost like people are afraid to just ask where their stuff is incase she kicks off at them. Manipulation at its absolute finest!
I expect she heard Momgella once say in an interview, 'Oh! One doesn't watch oneself, it's very gauche' and Borg Jack has assimilated that as part of her persona.
If only, no Jack for a year, bliss.
Hard to believe this is a thirty something parent in 2021 tweeting crap like this.
So she's deleted about 60,000 tweets in 3 years?
She is insane.
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