Whyyyyy would she not even use a stock cube?The mushroom soup right pissed me off, too! Literally a haul of yellow stickered mushrooms mixed with hot water. It would taste so vile that the person making it would end up wasting it, plus again where is the time spent on recipe development? She’s a charlatan
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Monwoe is her
Both hips 
The 'and Christ, my bum hurts' at the end trying to make it sound like a proper written anecdote. Cringe.
I need to see a MS Paint diagram of this, the physics don’t work. So she was running and slipped feet first and was propelled under the train? Moving or? Did she just slip getting on? Surely the train was stopped then so no danger of getting churned up???
I'd like to think that if Jack does read the thread she takes a moment of reflection on your message. If shes any sort of human being she will. She will take a moment and realise that her actions have consequences in the real world and hurt people. I'm sorry for your pain
Surely AA posting (sorry, mailing
) chips to your address breaks the whole ANONYMOUS thing? Not my specialist area, but... 
I do know someone who did actually get shoved on a busy platform and slipped down the gap - she’s very slight and was traumatised!
I dont understand the position of her body!? What?
Surely AA posting (sorry, mailing
Or these?Attachments
I was going to say the same thing! Does AA really post your one month sober chip out to you?Surely AA posting (sorry, mailing
It's like the old song...
The leg bone's connected to the hip bone
The hip bone's connected to the chunky Mediterranean arse bone...
There are no words in reply to this story.
‘The upper body strength of a furious warrior’
Yes mate.
Yes mate.
I know I am absolutely obsessed with this story. It's the Monroe bullshit hill I would die on, but it's just the most extraordinary bleeping nonsense.
Her description doesn't make sense. If she fell facing the train, as would be logical, upper body strength wouldn't help her because her arms would be behind her, perhaps in the manner of someone lounging in a swimming pool. Which means she fell facing the platform which...how? She walked backwards off the platform and fell... straight down? That doesn't make sense, you'd just walk into the train and, at worst, one foot would go off the edge, surely?
But then her arse saved her, so how did upper body strength become involved? If her arse was at upper platform level, her entire body would be above the platform. Did she claw wildly at an alarmed passerby?
As I've recounted before, I'm sure you all remember gripped as you no doubt are by my missives, I once fell onto a tube train. My flipflop got jammed under the step and so I went forwards like a plank into the carriage. So it is possible to fall into a train. Off of a train seems equally likely. But under? Under the train?
{Fire at seaparks.gif}
(I'm writing this whilst eating and my OH asked what I was doing. Said I'm part of a Jack Monroe hate forum and he hasn't stopped laughing at how random that is yet
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Babes. Same.Like a stopped clock she’s occasionally right- I liked the micro porridge oats one as I liked porridge and I commuted so it was a revelation to me to make my own and save some £ on those sachets
Like a lot of people here I was taken in by Jack. If you are a normal person who cares for others, then you will be taken in by a narcissist. I think for me I always imagined her family didn’t have a relationship with her because she was gay and trans. So it made sense that she was alone raising SB because that’s the story of other people I have known.
I think the most shocking thing I have learned here is that she co-parents with sb’s Dad and her family speak to her.
I took her at face value too, I think she preys on people's inherent niceness
There was a photo on Twitter. It showed slush on a platform with a possible small slip mark but it wasn't clear at all
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Little wonder she blocked that 'didn't happen' twitter account.There was a photo on Twitter. It showed slush on a platform with a possible slip mark but it wasn't clear at all
Maybe my grasp of anatomy is dodgy, but how could her hips be under the train while her arse isn’t?? Aren’t your hips at like, the top of your arse?I know I am absolutely obsessed with this story. It's the Monroe bullshit hill I would die on, but it's just the most extraordinary bleeping nonsense.
Her description doesn't make sense. If she fell facing the train, as would be logical, upper body strength wouldn't help her because her arms would be behind her, perhaps in the manner of someone lounging in a swimming pool. Which means she fell facing the platform which...how? She walked backwards off the platform and fell... straight down? That doesn't make sense, you'd just walk into the train and, at worst, one foot would go off the edge, surely?
But then her arse saved her, so how did upper body strength become involved? If her arse was at upper platform level, her entire body would be above the platform. Did she claw wildly at an alarmed passerby?
As I've recounted before, I'm sure you all remember gripped as you no doubt are by my missives, I once fell onto a tube train. My flipflop got jammed under the step and so I went forwards like a plank into the carriage. So it is possible to fall into a train. Off of a train seems equally likely. But under? Under the train?
{Fire at seaparks.gif}
(I'm writing this whilst eating and my OH asked what I was doing. Said I'm part of a Jack Monroe hate forum and he hasn't stopped laughing at how random that is yet
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