Jack Monroe #124 Jack Monroe has and had covid, coronavirus, rona, covid-19 and long covid

[MancBee]

Going by her tweets at the time of DKL, she was giving L a hard time for daring to use the wifi etc. to work. And I rather suspect Jack was taking out her frustrations at the failure of DKL on L as well. I can well imagine there were screaming toddler tantrums.
This was when L was in the very early days of a huge new job/promotion, when she would have been under enormous pressure to make a good impression. I can’t imagine what it must have been like to deal with Jack’s “chaoses” on top of everything else.
No wonder it went south, really.

I just can't quite fathom why, once Louisa had summoned up the courage to leave her, why did she go back as a BB?

Stay friends, yes, but to once again co-habit, no. Not even for a couple of days a week.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Her flowers (and maybe the euc branches she cut from her garden) were #GIFTED

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I just can't quite fathom why, once Louisa had summoned up the courage to leave her, why did she go back as a BB?

Stay friends, yes, but to once again co-habit, no. Not even for a couple of days a week.

It’s a mystery.

 

[Walkdengirl]

No but I’m still waiting for the secret ingredient from the vegan pudding, which was going to be posted ‘very soon’ on October 9th

I'm still waiting for the liver from the 20quid shop

 

[Harrybosch]

GUYS HER TASTE IS BACK!!!
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Welcome, new squiggles! Are you confused because a mere 24 hours ago JM could not taste anything, yet she's now miraculously cured herself with non-alcoholic mulled wine pastitsio?

Back to thread 1 you go. You've got a lot to catch up on.

 

[spirals]

I can't with these lies.

She has just said she works from home.

Now she works remotely from cafes and it is expensive because she has to buy endless coffees.

What the duck.

I thought she rarely drinks coffee
(except when making it with gone-off milk)
(or when SB makes it - did I dream that one?)

Sorry if this is all old news, am on a grunka....

 

[Lisbon]

I noticed that I really have to watch my facial expressions on zoom. I eye roll and grimace a lot at stupid suggestions. Being aware of your face for a 3 hour zoom call is tiring!

Yeah, I hate having to look at my mush pretending to be engaged. You can change the settings so you can only see others and not yourself but I think it would make things worse

 

[jeezlouise]

What happened to long covid?

 

[zeedoubleu]

What are we all still waiting on from Jack? Mine are:
- The book led by voices of black people in support of BLM
- The BLM takeover of her account
- What the mystery ingredient was in her cake
- The book about poverty
- The ouchy mouth recipes
- The announcement that was coming after her posing in her underwear on the counter
- The announcement on the reason that she was using the comic book filter
- The vegan crackling recipe

Any others?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Our nut-loving little friend from yesterday is on a bit of a rampage.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[kachoochoo]

What are we all still waiting on from Jack? Mine are:
- The book led by voices of black people in support of BLM
- The BLM takeover of her account
- What the mystery ingredient was in her cake
- The book about poverty
- The ouchy mouth recipes
- The announcement that was coming after her posing in her underwear on the counter
- The announcement on the reason that she was using the comic book filter
- The vegan crackling recipe

Any others?

i suppose it's been a while since I've posted The List.

Spoiler: Jack's Coming Soons

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy GQ awards
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
base system going in next book
BBC show
big press photo shoots
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
ethical on a budget
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
huge depop or Ebay sale
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
links to small businesses
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mushroom drying completed 2018
newspaper campaign the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient potato water
setting her teenage musings to music
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige - some sent, ongoing
tomato soup water content - done
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
vegan char sui buns
vegan crackling
vegan pie glaze
weekly routine

/SPOILER]

 

[Alansbigplate]

The bandana in bed makes me scream with anger having helped a friend with cancer and everybody knows what it stands for, people deliberately do NOT chose this look even if they feel like wearing one because they know it is bloody tasteless. She has got no shame and by the looks of it (image and text) she has gone as far as owning her cosplay.

This is what’s tipped me over the edge. I’m so sorry about your friend. Jack is disgusting

 

[zeedoubleu]

i suppose it's been a while since I've posted The List.

Spoiler: Jack's Coming Soons

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy GQ awards
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
base system going in next book
BBC show
big press photo shoots
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
ethical on a budget
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
huge depop or Ebay sale
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
links to small businesses
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mushroom drying completed 2018
newspaper campaign the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient potato water
setting her teenage musings to music
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige - some sent, ongoing
tomato soup water content - done
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
vegan char sui buns
vegan crackling
vegan pie glaze
weekly routine

/SPOILER]

Amazing. Thank you!

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

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Hang on, didn't they say they weren't working with our favourite scampering bollock eyed loon and to let them know if she claimed she was...?

 

[LeftToMyOwnDevices]

Her flowers (and maybe the euc branches she cut from her garden) were #GIFTED

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She never did report back on how the eucalyptus shower went...

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Can you check again at Asda

£1.99 on Ocado, £1.70 on Waitrose, tons of the stuff on Amazon, £1.15 on Tesco. Oh, and 79p in the Turkish shop round the corner. Because Turkey is the world's second largest pasta producer in the world.


Daft woman in America would have probably had more success had she searched using the Southern Italian name for the stuff - Perciatelli (on sale in Walmart, as is Bucatini) - or searched Amazon for 'long cut Macaroni', Number 5 macaroni, etc.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

What are we all still waiting on from Jack? Mine are:
- The book led by voices of black people in support of BLM
- The BLM takeover of her account
- What the mystery ingredient was in her cake
- The book about poverty
- The ouchy mouth recipes
- The announcement that was coming after her posing in her underwear on the counter
- The announcement on the reason that she was using the comic book filter
- The vegan crackling recipe

Any others?

@kachoochoo has the full list.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

I can still see the tweets. It was another tweet from someone else linking to tattle that was deleted.

It's weird how Jack seems to treat Instagram like it's something in its own little bubble. There are insta posts that show her in the 50p jacket, mushrooms and radishes bought in tesco express 2 different days, photos of food she's been eating over 'rona period, fish delivery, grinning trifle photo.