I’ve just read a Judge Judy quote, ‘if it doesn’t make sense, it’s probably not true’.
Yes, absolutely x
Yes, absolutely x
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
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She really is an atrocious person. And I don’t know why she continues to lie all the time - even when she’s caught out - when she’s clearly so bad at it.
I don’t even think this squiggle was being mean I think it was a joke
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So since dramatically losing her taste overnight and telling her followers about 2 hours ago, she's already 'discovered' that she can, in fact, taste things? And this was nicer than the delicious, delicious kipper she had *checks notes* 3 days ago?
Is she reading here to catch up with her own lies?
Asking the important question
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She’s tying herself in knots. She always does this when she’s caught in a lie - doubles down to the point of being ludicrous.
Apparently not or she would be doing a better job
We're going to have to do a timeline of when exactly Jack 'lost' her taste. It was possibly between the hours of 3pm and 6pm on Saturday the 26th of December.
Is this the exit strategy?
Can’t cook, so full on Express columnist?
Win – win
So true! No mention of lost taste on Christmas Day two days ago when she made the terrible 7 slow cooker abomination with no potatoes and Asda Yorkshire puddings!
Her nose appears to be growing. Again.
So can we assume the Christmas Dinner wasn’t up to much?
The takeaway fish and chips formed a pointless expedition as she couldn’t taste them?
And what about the kippers and eggs that were supposedly delicious?
Please stop expanding time Jack. Soon you will be living in the walls of your house watching yourself leaving messages via patterns in the sand.
this is such a valid point for squiggle to make- if she is ill, how has she been recommending all these ‘best way ever’ to make things (couldn’t bring myself to put cook), when apparently she hasn’t tasted any of them- once again I’m left wondering why everybody can’t see this obvious bullshit! Why are people taking her recommendations, why aren’t people questioning her more?
This has been the closest I’ve been to crossing over today and making a snarky comment but I can’t risk not being allowed here!
"lost her sense of taste"
It would have been days ago if she had actually had COVID. She wouldn't have recovered it yet either.
But hey...it's a good attention seeking stunt isn't it?
It would have been days ago if she had actually had COVID. She wouldn't have recovered it yet either.
But hey...it's a good attention seeking stunt isn't it?
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