Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

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Apologies for quoting myself, but it's always handy to make some innocent, hardworking journalist's life easier to reach the truth of any matter as serious as Jack Monroe and her partner, Head of C4 News, Louisa Compton, breaking lockdown and self isolation rules (or lying about having Covid/Long Covid to co-opt/appropriate the Long Covid sufferers' experiences in order to gain advantage/attention) in a leafy area with an ageing and vulnerable population.
 
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So she is confirming that she definitely went shopping whilst she was supposed to be isolating, then?



Who would have thought it - Jack Monroe broke lockdown and self isolation rules by going shopping with Covid symptoms.
Thread title...to the point, concise, and true af
 
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out of interest, now that she's been busted for breaking quarantine guidelines, do we have any incriminating evidence of Monroe's hypocrisy - for example, comments on lockdown/social distancing/other people quarantining/the dominic cummings affair...
 
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Please let them cop some serious heat for this, sick of these fraudsters being allowed to fool so many. One rule for them and another for all the plebs. Must be hard work trying to cover your lying tracks all the time, in between Facetuning yourself new faces and scraping together bullshit 'recipes'
 
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Her instagram; drinking gravy and cooking/eating/galivanting about with no bother all around the time she says she had covid and was 'extremely unwell' and isolating.
 
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I bet she's wishing she kept her mouth shut about the 'rona now. More and more people are questioning her story. I'm still not convinced any of it will stick - and if the Daily Mail are the ones to run some kind of expose, it'll play right into her narrative of being the victim of a vile right-wing conspiracy - but it's clear her insatiable thirst for dopamine hits from sympathetic squiggles and need to centre herself in absolutely EVERYTHING have been her undoing in this instance. People who've genuinely been suffering the effects of long Covid aren't going to sit back while an attention-seeking twat tries to muscle in on their territory after 2 fucking weeks, so are quite rightly challenging her. When it's more than one rogue squiggle she can't control the narrative by painting them as obsessed bullies, and she doesn't like that one bit - cue mass delete spree. You'd think that having already done this at least twice in the last year, she'd have a word with herself, but her self-awareness is almost as lacking as her culinary ability.
 
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She will probably deflect like she always does.

I predict sad Jack, injured jack, then inane jack.

Expect a mental health crisis, an accident that sends her to a&e, followed by requests for pictures of cattos and doggos and what's your favourite colour crayon?
 
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I know Mail journos definitely lurk on some threads here as a lot of the stuff talked about in the Secret Celeb Gossip pops up on the Daily Mail sidebar of shame.

I’m positive people, other than us ninnies, are watching and waiting.....
That’s one of the reasons why it would be absolute stupidity to fabricate/embellish a long covid saga. Globally there are going to be millions of people affected by long covid & there will be a defined syndrome. Services will be developed because the scale of the problem is huge (and there are definitely high profile people with it). She’s playing with fire. People are under enough strain that they aren’t going to pander to her.

If she was going to arse about pretending to have long covid, the time to do it was 9 months ago (when she had that ‘cough’ in the first week of DKL). She could have done a Vonny and got in loads of papers. Now she’s just embellishing details about an already established disorder as though she’s the first person to have it but is too arrogant & thick to realise how stupid she’s being.

 
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out of interest, now that she's been busted for breaking quarantine guidelines, do we have any incriminating evidence of Monroe's hypocrisy - for example, comments on lockdown/social distancing/other people quarantining/the dominic cummings affair...
I wonder if this is the reason for deleting the tweets. I think the receipts will be here though.
 
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I think ,apart from the pretence of having a killer virus, her ultimate Christmas cock up has been the piss taking and sneering of the trifles created by other food writers..

I imagine it’s a close knit set up across the board and if one food writer has taken the decision to ignore and block the feeble mutterings of an appalling cook then hopefully word will spread about what a fake Jack Monroe really is.
 
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It would be nice to have some accountability. Before these threads Jack wasn’t really on my radar apart from Hatie Cockpins court case. Then when one of the fraus posted about her Kickstarter a couple of years ago I was genuinely shocked. How does someone just skate through life like that? It’s genuinely upsetting when you work hard and try to create a business of your own and would never dream of not delivering what you’ve promised. The sh1t that some small business owners have received from customers because of the postal and delivery systems being overwhelmed is unreal and yet she can deliver nothing for 2 years and everyone is patient and nice. Then the awful lies about covid. I mean she may have it (I’m surprised she’s never actually stated that she has received a positive test). It’s just unreal.
 
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Our trusty and organised 90% vegan has now pinned her tweet about Christmas dinner, just 362 days in advance!
Thinking of her yomping around looking for a chippy, can you image the delicious irony if it turned out her sad cold chips were wrapped in that days Express newspaper?
For the record, as tempting as it is, I have never replied to, or tagged her on Twitter!
 
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Yea but what's the point in it all, of her being found out, if none of the media are going to call her out on it? She so often claims the moral high-ground on just about everything, being the arrogant fucker that she is, regardless of whatever victim narrative she attempt to spin (won't be able to help herself) she is perfect fodder for the tabloids.
 
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It's a very slow news period at the moment #justsaying

She probably thinks this guy's serious and will colour in some squares of her wallpaper diary about it ('DM random twitter shitposter about his TV pitch' added to the to-do list).

 
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