Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

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TheDragonWithAFlagon


I wonder how they'd take it if the professional most covidy covider ever turned out to have been happily spreading it around an area with an ageing population in the pursuit of the Saturday papers?
 
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blurstoftimes

Minky McMoneypenny said:
No, not my beloved Klopp
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Mr Blurst is a diehard liverpool supporter but over a meal with friends in the summer I got drunk and apparently went on about how much I fancied Jurgen Klopp the whole night (i couldn't care less about football) and apparently i made the atmosphere very weird because I wouldn't drop it
 
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crystaleyesd

This is why I love you Blurst.
 
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MarmiteExtract

Do you and Crystal fancy him before or after the teeth?
 
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xoxo

fair enough really, I'd love a go on klopp.
 
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Switchstreetz

Petelgeuse said:
Wow. Just when you think there is no more avenues for deflection .. boom.. abduction.
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I swear you can't step away from these threads for more than an hour without Jack pulling a chaos. no way she'd have kept that one quiet if true. Every time she comes up with a new story I remember that article about frauds and how a major red flag is just the sheer amount and regularity of drama that allegedly happens to the fraudster.

She couldn't even take Christmas off from her tireless 25 hour days of tweeting and attention seeking. I don't care how much it earns her, what a sad existence. I can only hope it hasn't affected the Xmas experience for anyone who may have been with her at the time, especially if they're just a kid. I'm no parent but my heart bleeds for the kids in this country who've had a shit 2020 then a lackluster Xmas, either through lack of food/funds (no fault of the parents) or lack of attention/love, so once again I find myself in the weird position of really hoping she's lying on twitter (like with the dinosaur snores incident...the going to chip shop with covid...)

hope you all had a good Christmas Frauen. Hopefully this time in 12 months we'll have had a much better set of festivities and be gearing up for new year parties. Wonder if we could set up a DKL watch party somewhere online for new year's eve this year?

I saw some of you had a rough week with mental health/relationships/family. I'm so sorry, and hugs to you all, hope you're doing ok.
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Minky McMoneypenny

Did you see that twitter thread where a woman imagined Klopp was her husband, and how he'd react to day to day scenarios? It was so good.
 
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Scarletfever

I am sure the sky news journalists taken off air for covid breaches would find this thread utterly fascinating!
 
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Jumpingbeansterrapin

hooooo my god. This is literal gold. WTF

 
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Charitas

Men are very weird about coaches of as a Spurs fan I praise Jose ( not so much lately) my beloved alway,always points out his age
 
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