Anyone want to predict the number of meals she'll make over the next few weeks that will be described as some variant on "the first thing I've been able to taste in a month"?
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
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It’s like The Twilight Zone, how we see it but nobody else does.
She’s literally posted that she was abducted and it’s not even the most bonkers thing today. Tattle is like, ‘yeah sure but what about Strava logs and also your massive fish shipment’. Great days.
Ironically she has actually claimed to be a therapist-but-had-no-qualifications because of her parents' foster kids.
She has, in the past put in print that she is abundantly qualified to be a therapist and that us why her 'DMs are open as the 5th emergency service'.She wrote, several times, that she spent years sitting at her parents' kitchen table, listening to all the foster kids pour their hearts out. She stated she 'single handedly saved those children'. I tit you not, she actually wrote this.
When she adds this to answering the phones for the Fire Brigade and being an actual bleeping prophet, she truly, truly believes she is a full on mental health guru.
I'm not being flippant, she has actually stated all of the above. All of it is documented.
She is so insulting and dangerous
I laughed out loud at this. Its bleeping INSANE! What is going on?
I hate that Ryan Riley has jumped into this, I really like him and his Life Kitchen project. I had short term chemo-related anosmia during The Horror and it was tit and I feel so terrible for anyone left with this awful symptom after this terrible virus. It sucks so much of the daily joy out of life — well it’s just perfect for Jack, really. But good luck to Ryan with this new cookbook, particularly if it saves the nation from another bootstrap cook abomination
I am no Dickens and I don't encourage her awful writing but her imagination alone good sell stuff to rival j k Rowling. She doesnt half spout of some shite. Honestly what do the people that know her in real think.
We know people that like to spin a good yarn but nothing I have ever heard compares to the stuff she comes up with she's like a bleeping time traveller. I have done everything in the whole world twice... So there. Oh, oh and I still only RENT.
We know people that like to spin a good yarn but nothing I have ever heard compares to the stuff she comes up with she's like a bleeping time traveller. I have done everything in the whole world twice... So there. Oh, oh and I still only RENT.
I can't stop laughing, every time I see mention of it! It's so absurd!! Just the way it was dropped in there in the middle of all these other nonsensical tweets. 'Jack Monroe child abduction' is one to go down in history.
His responses to the tweets calling her out scream damage control to me. I imagine he took her at face value (if you haven’t been following her tweets closely you probably would, esp if you know about L) and didn’t realise so tweeted with good intentions. And happily he’s got in her niche before she had the chance, and she can’t turn on him as he’s a blue tick and did it to help her.
Ryan is super lovely and was very kind to me when I spoke to him a while back about how to help a relative eat when she was going through chemo. He would absolutely believe she was being genuine here and would want to help her.
It pains me massively that he’s friendly with her to be honest
It pains me massively that he’s friendly with her to be honest
I used to wish to record the narc I worked with, so that I could play it back and they would have to be confronted by the facts of what they said...we all know by now that narcs can see actual videos o& them doing X and will still believe they didn’t do it. It is fascinating watching it in motion today.
“Oi you!”, said Fagin, as he shuffled across the playground towards the urchin. “Wot you doin’ round ‘ere?”. Little Jack paused, trembling because the odd man wasn’t whispering asides to her. “I don’t know you, sorry”, she said. “Wotchu mean?”, said Fagin, “you’re one of me urchins. I need you for robbin’ and other nefarious stuff.” Jack paused, looking quizzical (whilst making a mental note of the word ‘nefarious’ for mis-use later) and shook her head. “I don’t know wot you mean”, she said, “I snare people using the net”. “The net!? Nets is for catchin’ fish”, said the bedraggled ruffian. “No, I can use an ‘inter-net’ to catch out lots of folks, many to busy or middle-class to check the stories or timelines, and by the time anyone realises, I’ve changed chaoses and moved on”. Fagin looked intrigued. “Tell me, young ‘un, can you teach me this internetty thing?”. “Sure”, said the urchin, “but we’d better make it look like an abduction, to help feed the narrative later on”.
Oh do duck off
Remember , above everything else ......she is not hard work to work with.
Oh duck, it's a new variant of 'first time I've been happy in a long time/first time I've had light in my eyes for a long time'
"WE ARE AWARE OF THE DREAMS"
This is all getting a bit too Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
It is just the tedious predictability of the Long Covid thing, you'd have bet your house on it.
This is all getting a bit too Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
It is just the tedious predictability of the Long Covid thing, you'd have bet your house on it.
It's an instant classic. I do love the way it was so casually dropped in too. I expect we will be welcoming some new fraus in the coming weeks!
Oh do duck off
edit: sorry she has made me so angry with all this, I have no other words, I wish someone would call out her borrowed symptoms and ever changing timeline
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