Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

[Gildinwen-TKB]

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They saw the chickpea curry and assumed that it was Jack's recipe being used didn't they?
Never mind there are a ton of Chickpea curries, in Indian cuisine, it's only Saint Jack that had the inspired idea of making it into a curry.

 

[Emmapism]

This is why most squiggles are taken in. They don't look very closely do they?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

@Winthropp Tuesday
'... the heart and stomach of an anchovy.'
Hahaha! I'm weak! Hahaha!

 

[kachoochoo]

is this the same 10k already donated or another donation?

???

 

[Silver Linings]

Dunno what the deleted one said.

 

[veryfondoftea]

@Pixieboots ”distressingly squishy” has me hooting on the floor

 

[SarcasticEllis]

So she’s asked us all for our suggestions as she writes about heroes. There is vomit in my throat.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I see Angelic Jack has blessed us just before Christmas

 

[bazzam]

I see Angelic Jack has blessed us just before Christmas

hallelujah, praise beans!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

PLEASE SAY ME!!

 

[Alansbigplate]

 

[waffle maker]

What exactly has she done this year for anyone, apart from paid work and grifting for more paid work/ donations? Embarrassing.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Ah yes, nothing spells how you've literally just thought this up by including an org retweeted from today and a tax dodger who won the sports personality of the year on Sunday (pissing myself that she clearly watched it just in case Marcus mentioned her ).

 

[SequinnedElephant]

Actually I'm just thinking a travel programme with Jack would be hysterical. "I'm here in Addis Ababa, the hotel concierge has never heard of Sainsburys, Dishoom or Five Guys but luckily I packed a case full of instant noodles so I'm going to show you how you can eat well on a budget using a simple hotel room kettle". Next episode "Today I'm taking my life in my hands following a tip off from a mate that there is a Harvester franchise nearby. It's a 20 minute walk so there is a serious risk of contact with locals and I haven't been this nervous since I performed at Glasto with my mate Billy Bragg". Episode Three: " I have been ARRESTED! Earlier I was distributing kettle lingreenie and melamine cutlery to the homeless when out of the blue the crowd became enraged and began chanting Merizi (poisoner) and before I knew it I'd been seized by the police. I tried to show them my tattoos as ID to prove I am a big star in the UK but they wouldn't accept this and claimed they were not familiar with my body of work".

Amazing

 

[bladiesla]

I have to say regarding mince meat toasties...they remind me of the Dutch 'krentebol met kaas', or current bun with cheese, which is something I grew up with as I have a Dutch mother and I love(d*) it. So I like the idea of a mince meat cheese toastie..... (Also, we would sometimes eat a slice of raisin/current bread or stollen with slices of cheese).

*eating vegan now, so no more cheese.

 

[Silver Linings]

Why is she obsessed with Lashana Lynch? Are we finally going to hear her Bond theory?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Omg she says “many” cos she can’t bring herself to say any because we must remember that she does always win the token pauper awards at wanky self congratulatory media events

 

[Petelgeuse]

So she’s asked us all for our suggestions as she writes about heroes. There is vomit in my throat.
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Yes.. JM a true hero of our generation.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

is this the same 10k already donated or another donation?

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???

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Where did it say they were donating 10 grand before? Was that in The Express?