But......
Yep, I live in London too (but I’m a northerner! imagine the internal conflict) and there have been a LOT of people here ignoring social distancing and other rules from the start of lockdown and throughout the year (and the mass exodus today of people leaving the capital can hardly be helping). It causes a lot of stress to those of us who choose to be more careful. Because of that I’d always expected an upswing in cases and so the new stricter rules don’t surprise me at all.Oi, don’t start!I’ve been extremely careful, way more careful than Jack (not difficult, admittedly), and so have all my people. Whenever I’ve been out and about in central London, I mean I live here, it’s locals that are being covidiots. I haven’t noticed minibuses full of northerners rocking up to buy illicit pints - why would they?? Such a stupid thing for that squiggle to say, did Jack like that comment or was it aimed at her or something?
Because lets face it, long covid is inevitable here.Why are her followers paging the Long Covid Twitter.. she's had it less than a week ffs
As so many learned Fraus and Herrs have observed... Jack doesn't seem to have a single maverick thought in that lil ol head of hers.Has she been watching telly today? John Torode and Lisa Faulkner cooked a tray-baked Christmas dinner on their show this morning...
I was thinking that too. It will be any day now she will declare she has long 'ronaBecause lets face it, long covid is inevitable here.
‘Joints on fire, silently screaming inside?’ Does she have locked in syndrome now?
FFS Jack, Christmas is going to be quite miserable enough without you trying to foist yet more tragic, joyless, inedible recipes onto people.Just stop.
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If you happen to own a breville smoothie maker, I find it perfect for making the right amount of batter for 12 hole tin. Milk in first to the 200ml level, then 3 eggs, then fill to the top with plain flour no need to weigh it. Whizz to a batter and then do as the other fraus have said about hot fat, hot oven, don't open the oven door to peek for at least first 5 mins.I know this is the wrong thread, but I don’t want to jump on the F&D one to ask a question; only to disappear again, as I can’t keep track of both...
Can someone who makes fantastic Yorkies PLEASE give me their recipe? Everything I’ve tried turns out really really stodgy. Last attempt, weighing eggs and using same of flour and milk were like muffins (our foxes ate them, after a quick game of kicky-pudding). Mary Berry has so many eggs I know it will be a disaster. Jamie’s didn’t work either. Yes, I AM the common denominator.
Thankspaceyou.
Surely only a matter of time before she starts subtly putting the feelers out in true Jack style. There's a tiny sliver of me that still wants to give her the benefit of the doubt, but the massive cynic in me thinks it'll be a handy way for her to both shirk her obligations for the next 6+ months (while the Patreon and Del Monte money keeps rolling in, topped up with donations to The World's Saintliest Invalid from naive but well-meaning squiggles) AND deflect any criticism/scrutiny that might come her way after the Scotsman article or similar. After all, what kind of monster would pick on someone who's very publicly battling long Covid?Because lets face it, long covid is inevitable here.
I have had one of these for years (not trying to show off JM styleIf you happen to own a breville smoothie maker, I find it perfect for making the right amount of batter for 12 hole tin. Milk in first to the 200ml level, then 3 eggs, then fill to the top with plain flour no need to weigh it. Whizz to a batter and then do as the other fraus have said about hot fat, hot oven, don't open the oven door to peek for at least first 5 mins.
Edited to say that the smoothie cup holds 600ml total.
When do we think Jack's long covid will end (any year will do)?
I'll go for 2026.
Please no. I can confidently predict that Undead Jack would be the worst of all the Jacks.Sounds to me like she’s turning into a vampire.
Lestat would be overjoyed though.Please no. I can confidently predict that Undead Jack would be the worst of all the Jacks.
Unless Jack edits that pre booked Ocado order...Well only people with covid have to isolate ninny
As Jack moves between timezones at will I'll go for 1897 but the one that happens twenty years from now after the next 1973 but before 1962.When do we think Jack's long covid will end (any year will do)?
I'll go for 2026.
Vampire Jack would be amazing. A lady doctor sympathetically but firmly breaking the news that she's SEVERELY ALLERGIC to garlic. ("But I'm a food writer!" "Sorry, no more fat cloves for you. Now get to fuck.") Jack parting her £250 curtains then immediately howling and clawing at the floor when hit by a beam of sunlight. Her not showing up in selfies, a la reflections (would save some Facetuning time at least).‘Joints on fire, silently screaming inside?’ Does she have locked in syndrome now?
Sounds to me like she’s turning into a vampire.
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