Where the home economists those lovely dinner ladies who's kitchen she defiled with Marcus and those meatballs. Perhaps Marcus sent them an autograph to all their grandsons/ son's if they told her she wasn't crap.She's probably got two home economists to check it for her. You know, on speed dial since she did her very important EXPRESS SHOOT. Because as we know she is better than us mere mortals and the Express is well known for its forensic accuracy.
For goodness sake. I’m already depressed enough at the prospect of spending the day alone, then going straight into a 3-week lockdown, thank(space)you(space)very(space)much. She can get to absolute fuck.Just stop.
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Those “pigs in blankets” look so depressing.If tier 4 was a meal...
Exactly. Her reaction is very revealing. It demonstrates that she is not, in fact, interested in doing something good and unselfish for a charity. She will only do something if - first and foremost - she benefits. And yet this whole Xmas dinner thing was supposed to be for charity in the first place.The response is outrageous, isn't it? I thought she was doing all this out of the goodness of her heart and from her deathbed in order to HELP POOR PEOPLE but apparently that only goes so far.
I'm not sure I want to see Jack's "mincemeat donuts".
It looks very much like it, doesn’t it. If that’s the case, I wonder if the Express people were aware of - complicit in, even - this little deception.Holy shit, that’s outrageous. So she’s actually used frozen Yorkshire puddings and repackaged them as her own?
You are spot on about their kitchen being defiled. She was so rude about the chopping boards too. I actually got the feeling that the school, children and dinner ladies were just used as props by GQ and it was awkward. Jack didn't seem to see the human beings, just tools to help set the scene. She is a disgusting snob except when it comes to her fingernails. I'm amazed a fingernail manufacturer has not gifted her with a hamper yet.Where the home economists those lovely dinner ladies who's kitchen she defiled with Marcus and those meatballs. Perhaps Marcus sent them an autograph to all their grandsons/ son's if they told her she wasn't crap.
“I do make a cracking yorkie”, indeed. Doesn’t she know yorkies are not supposed to crack??I'm a few pages behind.
Here's an example of Jack's actual Yorkshire puddings.
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Nope. Sorry. Please hang up and redial. Cook. Thankyou, goodbye.“I do make a cracking yorkie”, indeed. Doesn’t she know yorkies are not supposed to crack??
These abominations look like pastry cases (not particularly appetising ones at that) - where’s the lightness and fluffiness that everyone wants from a yorkie? Honestly, does she know anything about food?
Is that a euphemism?
Onions (actually fried/sautéed!) garlic, passata, curry powder, turmeric, stock, tomato purée, leftover turkey. Easy basic curry. Don’t know why she makes such a big deal about it. Anyone can do it. She doesn’t need to rise from her sick bed to save all of tier 4.I can see Jack doing turkey curry recipes or left over recipes now that a lot of people have a lot of food but have to change their plans
Luckily, that Express pullout had two other interviews - with an actress and an athlete, both of whom talked extensively about the work of the charity and how they had become involved with it. They both clearly understood that the article was primary about the charity, and that they were secondary players (despite both being famous in their own right).She doesn't highlight any good causes. Christ knows how she's still managing to keep attached to this campaigner/activist label, she does fuck all for anyone but herself. It would take her less than a minute to promote charities and signpost her large audience to their websites but she doesn't even make that small effort.
The charity that got a mention as part of this god awful Daily Express dinner, I have no clue about after reading her article as she can't shut up about herself long enough to talk about anyone else.
It's astounding that someone so utterly selfish has carved themselves an image of a saint.
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