Jack...you need to stop tweeting about toothbrushes and start writing your acceptance speech for The Sloppies! You haven't had an opportunity like this since you were voted as 2014's 19th Most Important Lesbian!
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Loo brushes shudder, the only loo brush I give house room to is disposable
Fresh Brush | Duck® Toilet Products
All it takes to remove stains is a little brushing and a little flushing with Duck® Fresh Brush Flushables.
www.duck.co.uk
Bamboo tweets gone. A gibberish rewrite of her bio has been done.
What's with the white hearts 
Just watched Ladbaby mum's post, so genuine, happily out of poverty but not forgetting that others still endure those hardships and doing what they can for food banks. Very refreshing
Just watched Ladbaby mum's post, so genuine, happily out of poverty but not forgetting that others still endure those hardships and doing what they can for food banks. Very refreshing
Prediction... jack tomorrow: ‘corona? Completed it mate.’
Looking forward to your show opening performance as your countdown to the ceremony continues. Who is hosting? Gervais and Pocahontas?
Yeah a diet of grease, eggs and congealed "canned" fish the sneaky farts would be diabolical too.
At this point I might as well go over to Mrs hinch.
I am going to be as boring as Jack now. I have one of those silicone toilet brushes.....................they are rubbish. The silicone doesn't have enough scrub. (can't think of the right word) God knows why she thinks they are so good.
Well you’ve seen the state of her nails...her bog probs looks like a scene from train spotting
Another thread already!!
, thank god I’m off work now , wahooooo!!
, thank god I’m off work now , wahooooo!!
Out of everything on these high quality threads, the thing that has absolutely killed me the most is the bot from Mel Donte and his amazing rhyming tinned pearls of wisdom. I want to cross stitch them all and hang them in my kitchen
Eta - too giddy from amusement to type properly
Oh do duck off you arse licking wombat
Eta Again to clarify not you Silver! I am just so done with squiggles crawling up her hole!!!
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God when she is so lucky her mind runs haywire to the most dullest things. If I am letting my mind run loose, I tend to imagine all of the worst case scenarios that could ever happen. Oh wait, I forgot she as already completed it mate.
Have just been shopping. As I was waiting in the queue with my own brand fake Walker's salt and vinegar crisps and own brand lemonade I hoped nobody from my neighbourhood would stop me for a chat knowing I would have to lie that I am BUSY only to make it back in time to cook dinner and follow The Sloppies. Knowing I could not reveal the real reason made me feel very freemasonry.
I just started to type a response agreeing with you about the lack of scrub, then I realised I too sounded as boring as Jack
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I follow that squiggle who actually seems decent (apart from when they are crawling up JM's backside). I am utterly baffled as to how these otherwise ok squiggles have such a blind spot when it comes to the Sloppy One.Out of everything on these high quality threads, the thing that has absolutely killed me the most is the bot from Mel Donte and his amazing rhyming tinned pearls of wisdom. I want to cross stitch them all and hang them in my kitchen
Eta - too giddy from amusement to type properly
Oh do duck off you arse licking wombat
Eta Again to clarify not you Silver! I am just so done with squiggles crawling up her hole!!!
I’m just waiting for not only the ‘covid: completed it mate’ but the whole charade she’ll spin of being able to work SO hard despite being SO ill. It’s just another variant of ‘if only more poor people were as creative as I am, they’d be able to survive on duck all no problem’
Mine tends to run to my fear of crashing my car into water and being trapped while it sinks. Bamboo tooth brushes would be a blessed relief.
Depends. If you're a bit of posh, it would be something along the lines of 'the silicone does not have sufficient abrasive qualities to combat the adherence of biological material or accretions of calcium carbonate'.
And if you're an utter guttersnipe like wot I am, 'Too floppy to get the tit and limescale off the pan'.
I'm glad to see that in her COVID-induced fever state she is single-handedly solving our ever-worsening environmental crisis! When someone figures out a way for her perpetual tweeting to put energy into the national grid we'll be away.
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