List Jack. My mortal enemy.
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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Wasn’t she just tweeting about how eating an apple and a cracker was the hardest thing she had ever faced such was her lack of appetite?! Yet now she’s listing reams of rich, heavy foods (by the way, was she brought up in a bleeping Enid Blyton novel or something?! She was a kid in the 90s - we were all guzzling turkey twizzlers ffs).
She knows that nostalgic food tweets get engagement, pure and simple. Extra notches for the dopamine like-ometer. I’m with @BeautifulTrauma - she’s not got it and if she has it’s essentially symptom-free. The longer she tweets tit the more she tells on herself tbh.
She knows that nostalgic food tweets get engagement, pure and simple. Extra notches for the dopamine like-ometer. I’m with @BeautifulTrauma - she’s not got it and if she has it’s essentially symptom-free. The longer she tweets tit the more she tells on herself tbh.
That is nothing short of gross. Don't let it go anywhere near a drain, TUIT - Dyno-Rod have a call out charge.
I cannot stand her inability to use possessive apostrophes. It really makes me fume how somehow who uses language so dismally can call themselves a writer. It may just be twitter but if you're a writer you'd think you'd care about such things, wherever your writing appeared. I spend forever just composing and editing my messages here!
Yesterday she’d been keeping everyone fed and watered. Today she hasn’t eaten for so long she’s deliriously listing food like she’s in Shipwrecked
Is pearl barley soup Irish?! I never knew that and I am from there, we called it veg soup in our house. Also fried bread ( does she mean the English loaf version) or that lovely fried soda and potato bread from Ireland. There is no comparison so it's either one or the other.
I personally don't think loaf bread fries well( or else I have always done it wrong)
Also it's not just pearl barley it's actually made with veg soup mix. I know this because my mum made it all the time and we always had a bad in the cupboard.
I personally don't think loaf bread fries well( or else I have always done it wrong)
Also it's not just pearl barley it's actually made with veg soup mix. I know this because my mum made it all the time and we always had a bad in the cupboard.
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Lads. The only good thing is she’s not dreaming about her own food 
Why can’t she say “sorry to hear you were in hospital, hope you’re better now” rather than “my son was in NICU so we’ll just keep talking about me thanks”.
Even cynical old me would like to think she’s not lying about having it, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. But if she’s as ill as she’s implying, she just wouldn’t be able to tweet all day. Just stick on one of your six radios and concentrate on getting better!
Barely eaten for days but managed to cook a three course roast dinner yesterday.
Well someone’s just remembered they are sponsored by Del Monte!
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Only the test results posted online is when I will believe it.
And isn’t that telling.Lads. The only good thing is she’s not dreaming about her own food
Ooh, ooh. I’m just imagining that thin, watery no-sauce and biting into the crunchy layers of my desert-dry lasagne. Ah, I feel better already.
Touch wood, I haven't had CV19 (though I did have a few weeks of terrible stomach pains and a low fever for which I got antibiotics and omeprazole), but I had real flu (as opposed to a bad cold called flu) several Christmases ago. All I could do was sleep or lie exhausted in bed in between forcing myself occasionally to take the dogs out. I couldn't eat, couldn't read, couldn't string two words together. I wasn't busy making sense on social media.
Too many lies mean that I just don't believe her symptoms are that bad. Let's not forget that her last brush with the NHS was for an eye coloured by make up.
Too many lies mean that I just don't believe her symptoms are that bad. Let's not forget that her last brush with the NHS was for an eye coloured by make up.
She is not ill.
Ok. I have mercifully stayed Covid free. A few of my work colleagues have had it to varying degrees, thankfully, none serious or needing hospital attention. But if she’s still tweeting despite feeling more poorly than she’s ever been, I would kindly refer her to the ‘flu. The proper ‘flu, when you literally cannot do anything because everything hurts so much. Honestly, after 2 weeks of having it and developing a secondary chest inf, my wife manoeuvred me into the shower before my Dr’s appointment, and I cried. I couldn’t brush my teeth, let alone tweet.
She’s delirious, she’s speaking in tongues. Someone call Chris Witty, stat. She needs only the best.
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