Oh squiggle. I’ve already prepared them as individual posts. The ship has sailed. Didn’t you realise that this is one of those pointless polls I do just for the engagement? Tut.
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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Oh squiggle. I’ve already prepared them as individual posts. The ship has sailed. Didn’t you realise that this is one of those pointless polls I do just for the engagement? Tut.
LOL, it’ll thicken about as much as her white sauce. Which, let’s not forget, when asked how many times she tested that recipe, she said “one and done”Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back??
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
Christ! It's Terry the Sparrow. How could she?
I feel a bit for BB. I can’t imagine Jack will be gracious if she catches Covid off her. She may be an adult with a full understanding of the risks of bubbling with someone who comes into contact with lots of people in a high risk area (as well as having a long list of Covid risky escapades of her own) but I picture it something like this.
Isolation in the crappy bungalow, a crappy play scene 6 (sign up to my patreon to access scenes 2-5 if I can be arsed writing them in between dinosaur naps).
J: you gave me it & I could have DIED, it was the WORST EVER, it was LONG.
L: I think you’re being a tad dramatic, you were completely fine, you were knitting throughout. Nobody could taste the slop. It was okay...Please stop tweeting this.
J: you could have KILLED me. You know I’m immunocompromised. They kept the Nightingale hospital open just for ME, Jackie McMonroe, writer,former activist, slop savant, accidental conqueror of covid fears...
L: this bubble isn’t working.
J: you can’t LEAVE, I could have DIED.
Isolation in the crappy bungalow, a crappy play scene 6 (sign up to my patreon to access scenes 2-5 if I can be arsed writing them in between dinosaur naps).
J: you gave me it & I could have DIED, it was the WORST EVER, it was LONG.
L: I think you’re being a tad dramatic, you were completely fine, you were knitting throughout. Nobody could taste the slop. It was okay...Please stop tweeting this.
J: you could have KILLED me. You know I’m immunocompromised. They kept the Nightingale hospital open just for ME, Jackie McMonroe, writer,
L: this bubble isn’t working.
J: you can’t LEAVE, I could have DIED.
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I'll be making onion gravy for my veggie daughter. Thinly sliced onions cooked very slowly in butter and a touch of oil to stop the butter burning, when nicely caramelised a spoon of flour stirred in and then cooked out, veggie stock added and simmered until cooked and thickened. Very nice. No baking spread, no lard, no fuss and no liquidised boiled onions
I am totally in love with Slopbot sponsored by Mel Donte!
My mother (from the Black Country) always used the roasting tin to make the gravy while the meat was resting. Just powder Bisto mixed with a little water and then the vegetable water. Heaven.
Zero waste dinner, innit.
I thought Jack got tested at the same time as BB? Just odd that she hasn't got a result yet, but then again it is all so vague.
Just saw this tweet and thought of JM.
Just saw this tweet and thought of JM.
Slopbot you genius!
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Just rest if you are ill! And no, it won’t be worth it 
If only I had baking spread and lard...Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
Focused and precise?! Babe, it's literally pressing a button.
FOCUSED AND PRECISE*
* neither of these things
* neither of these things
The squiggle must have been referring to her “work”. Babe, same x
BRB just off to fizz and hoot with Slopbot Mel Donte
BRB just off to fizz and hoot with Slopbot Mel Donte
I always think of your brave soup experience to the soundtrack of Damien Rice cannonball song "still a little taste " You took one for the team thank you
The big question is: does she feel better or worse than that time she pretended to have symptoms but decided that it was more important to go shopping the next day, namely under the guise minky-bleeping-whatever.
Spectacular....too short
bleeping SPECTACULAR!
bleeping SPECTACULAR!
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I love how we all must read these tweets and squawk laugh the same bits in a high pitched voice.
Focused and precise Fraus. Focused and precise. Not half assed and Wikipedia-ed. Focused. And. Precise.
Focused and precise Fraus. Focused and precise. Not half assed and Wikipedia-ed. Focused. And. Precise.
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