Looks gloopy - look at the air bubbles!Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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Looks gloopy - look at the air bubbles!Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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And made with blended raw onionsLooks gloopy - look at the air bubbles!
Sorry this is slightly O/T but I went to the British Museum for the first time like two years ago (lol provincial weirdo who also NEVER BOTHERED to go to a museum while I lived in London. Hi.) and the Egypt gallery was full of people TAKING SELFIES in front of the mummies. Rammed. Couldnāt see some cases for poseurs.Heās my first memory of anxiety, we were made to draw him on a school trip (in primary school!) which is really quite bad tbh. Thereās also not much to draw heās shrivelled up?
Yes exactly, all of this. My friendās mum, going back to I think I was probably v early twenties, was pontificating to us about how to make any meal excellent. What it came down to, she said, was contrast between but also marriage of flavours and textures. You then need variety of colour which = health, and balance. It was only when I started cooking regularly that I realised I was always asking myself if I was meeting her criteria. I aim for this even with the simplest of meals, even a sandwich! There are golden ratios and pairings that work for a reason. Itās why Thai food is so ridiculously wonderful, why things like cauliflower cheese is so amazing, shavings of spring onion can make a dish, and crispy roast potatoes are the food of the gods. She has zero understanding of any of this!a christmas roast without braised red cabbage is a crime imo! hers isn't balanced at all, it's nice to have something crunchy (potatoes), something creamy (eg creamed leeks or cauli cheese), something slightly sweet and spiced (braised red cabbage), something green and crisp (sprouts, broccoli or in my case both)...this is obviously on top of all the other trimmings but at the very least a christmas roast needs those elements to be worthy of publishing in a bleeping newspaper!
I think we can all guess how this mutated covid 'variant' in South East Essex startedThat āgravyā has just reminded me. What happened to the Kombucha ?
Yep! Southend is a lot of things, but posh isn't one of them!Southend aināt posh. I love Southend, but it isnāt posh at all!
This is bonkers and I love it. I canāt stop watching the little fish just noping the duck out of there!
Iām afraid thereās some bad news.... sheās now.... cursed!I've got a few pages to catch up, but I wanted the share this photo of the angel from the top of our tree. She fell off the tree today and both her arms broke off in bits. I've glued/sellotaped them back on, but instead of praying, she now looks like she's doing a slow, sarcastic handclap and she is totally a Frau! OMG, she's lost a bit of eye too
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I was about to suggest "Pescatanuary"Cos Iām likely to forget, will someone please remind me close to the end of December to suggest āVeganuary-ishā as the first new thread title of 2021.
I think I may vom. Why is she not using the lovely fat from the turkey? Heat in a pan until bubbling, stir in flour and cook till it looks sandy and so you cook the flour out. Slowly add hot stock (and veg water if you fancy) mixing well so it doesn't go lumpy. Let it simmer gently and I add the juices that have come out of the meat. I add a drop of gravy browning just to make it a nice appetising colour. (I actually use a cast iron casserole dish to cook my turkey or joint in, that way you get all the amazing juices and flavour from the bottom of the pan. Why is she obsessed with blending stuff? Why not make a proper roux?Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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Sorry who the duck would want to wake up Christmas morning to the smell of onions?!?! For the love of god, gravy the forgotten Christmas scent. Someone needs to let Yankee candle know this they are missing a trick.Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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This needs to become the standard reaction picture whenever Jack claims she's "worked really hard" on something.I've got a few pages to catch up, but I wanted the share this photo of the angel from the top of our tree. She fell off the tree today and both her arms broke off in bits. I've glued/sellotaped them back on, but instead of praying, she now looks like she's doing a slow, sarcastic handclap and she is totally a Frau! OMG, she's lost a bit of eye too
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