Please don't give her ideas! She's ruined enough things as isOoooo I love suet pastry, I haven't made it in ages. I can only imagine Jack's recipe for a suet crust pie.
I think it's because she believes her USP to problem solving for people cooking on a budget and that she's pretending to be autistic so has taken the fact that people on the spectrum often look at situations from a different angle and ramped it up to the point of absurdity. She's not looking at a recipe and thinking about why the ingredients go together like that and then experimenting to see if there's a different way or better way of doing it, she's starting from the point of view that she has to come up with something different to back up her self diagnosed "superpower". Similarly using ghastly ingredients like lard and baking spread helps attract sympathy from her gullible middle class fan club "Oh the poor thing has to cook with lard- still it shows it can be done and at least she's not eating ghastly ready meals".A) I'm so sorry but that recipe made me feel very strange. Blending. Raw. Onions. To. Make. Gravy.
B) I'm sorry but what's the point? Buy a small tub of own brand veggie gravy granules. Seriously, what's the point? If you're not going to make it properly with homemade stock etc then that's FINE. No one expects that, just use granules?
C) I'm way less sorry but why put lard in everything? Congrats your stuffing can be a vegan main! They have nothing to eat it with because everything's smeared in animal fat! Buy a small bottle of cheap oil and use that as your cooking fat instead so, y'know, your guests can actually eat things...
In short, I am now Alarmed and I don't understand why everything has to be made so complicated by her
How did you not get stopped for being too short?!SHAN'T
If it's not too revealing to answer, has your friend ever actually received anything that might be deemed exclusive content or a 'reward'?Update on the Patreon.
I can't post any more screenshots, because I suspect they may out my friend. Suffice to say she's gone on a one-on-one charm offensive with some of her Patreons (direct private messages) and deleted any hint of negativity (negativity being things like 'Hey Jack, I love you, you most marvellous person in the universe. I'm ever so sorry to ask, but given that I've been paying for cards for months and have never received one, could you please, please check whether you actually have my address? Pretty please? I'm so sorry.')
I don't think the majority of her Patreons care one way or another whether she actually sends them anything. They feel good about supporting someone 'poor'. I just wish they'd set up a donation directly to the Trussell Trust, but here we are.
I'm known for never knowingly undercatering, I love cooking, and seeing people enjoy my food. I will cater for any dietery needs, and enjoy doing it.Yes! My husband’s aunt and cousin are like this. They offer to host (because they can’t be arsed to travel) but they clearly hate having to feed people. They’re tight with their money despite being extremely financially comfortable - but that’s how they manage to have so muchin the first place.
Before we’re due a visit, we usually get an email lowering our expectations of the food (“we’ll be having bread, ham/cheese and salad... hope that’s OK” - of course it’s OK, why do you have to make sure we’re aware of it in advance though?) and there’s never an offer of a glass of wine, despite the bottles piled up in the dining room (gifts that never get touched because auntie doesn’t drink). It’s so weird!
I’d always much rather my MIL hosts, because she Ioves to feed people and never sends out emails making sure we’re not expecting a hot lunch
I use lard for pastry and for my Yorkshire pudding tin. Always have. Couldn’t smother it on everything and anything thoughI really, really want someone to make this gravy. I have all the ingredients (including lard, but I will explain) but I can't justify the waste of onions, cranberry sauce and chicken stock. Please will someone try it, or I might be forced to have a go myself.
I use lard for pastry making. Half lard and half butter makes a really good shortcrust pastry. Perfect texture, and taste, especially for savory pies. I have kept quiet over these past few pages, as everyone seems horrified that anyone could still be using it. Sorry (I'm not really).
ETA, My Mum used to roast potatoes in lard, and the chip pan always had lard in it. Her roasts and chips were really good, but she knew what she was doing. Alternatives were thin on the ground back in the post war 50's and 60's. Even she wouldn't use lard in a gravy or sauce.
https://giphy.com/FQyQEYd0KlYQ You really are new aren’t youBLENDED
RAW
ONION
TO MAKE GRAVY?!!!?
I'm collecting dripping and bacon fat in a pot ready for my xmas roasties!I really, really want someone to make this gravy. I have all the ingredients (including lard, but I will explain) but I can't justify the waste of onions, cranberry sauce and chicken stock. Please will someone try it, or I might be forced to have a go myself.
I use lard for pastry making. Half lard and half butter makes a really good shortcrust pastry. Perfect texture, and taste, especially for savory pies. I have kept quiet over these past few pages, as everyone seems horrified that anyone could still be using it. Sorry (I'm not really).
ETA, My Mum used to roast potatoes in lard, and the chip pan always had lard in it. Her roasts and chips were really good, but she knew what she was doing. Alternatives were thin on the ground back in the post war 50's and 60's. Even she wouldn't use lard in a gravy or sauce.
A kindly savvy Frau will fill you in.Hello all, short time lurker and one time poster here. I have a comment and a question if that's OK please...
Comment: that stuffing looks like a flapjack to me.
Question: who is Brenda?? Have seen her referenced a lot but am none the wiser as to her crime.
Thank you / thankyou / thankSpaceyou
i know I’m so intrigued to see wtf and how bad it is, more than any of her fucking horrible sounding recipes. i really want to do it, but I only have an onion!I really, really want someone to make this gravy. I have all the ingredients (including lard, but I will explain) but I can't justify the waste of onions, cranberry sauce and chicken stock. Please will someone try it, or I might be forced to have a go myself.
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