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Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies
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Don't forget dead auntie who is now 'dust'. One of our DKL faves xoxo
Can't believe an Into the Slop-verse style event is being planned without mention of the scariest jack - red lipstick selfie jack would absolutely win in a fight because her glowing white eyes are petrifying.
And wig jack!
Ummmm, Eminem’s got less crockery? That’s about all I can see.
Dear JM, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I paid your Patreon and tip jar at the bottom
I sent twenty pound back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' (like queuing people tutting at you)
Using Granny Pottymouth as my inspiration, Jack has facetuned the duck out of herself.
How long ago was this picture taken? It appears to have Jack's Christmas crockery on the dresser. Her hair length is saying a couple of months ago, but she only got the white crockery out of storage and put it on display a couple of days ago. She must have that crockery out all the time, has she been lying again?
Another thing that doesn't add up.
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Nope. This is dresser 4 which historically houses white crockery. Dressers 6 through 8 are seasonally themed.
Mancbee: Recipe tester, cutlery aficionado and now crockery truther.
But, but, what about mardy redhead, 100% success rate Jack? Surely with her body of work, she would win?
They are rare gifts.
Why does she lie about irrelevant stuff? What a thing to make a story up about. Beyond bonkers.
Why did you remind me this jack existed...you spoiler that image right now or I'll see you in court
I swear her eyes are following me as I scroll
I cant stop laughing at "dressers 6 through 8" it's just so absurd. Dare I ask what dressers 1 through 4 are used for or does that require a freedom of information request
#117 What a crock of
Eminem didn’t use a self timer ??
Just going to leave this here...as she would have wanted.
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I love this hairstyle, where and what was the inspiration I wonder?
Cheers, @TriviaNewtonJohn - been looking for the right avatar for ages! *doffs cap* hope you don’t mind me appropriating your genius artwork?
Bloody hell these threads move faster than lingreenie through a digestive system! Have done a v limited grunk and I see it’s basically the same old tit from the usual grifter. Not sure why she’s attempting to hoy fried pineapple out the window though. Is she hoping to disturb the Brambly Mice?
Bloody hell these threads move faster than lingreenie through a digestive system! Have done a v limited grunk and I see it’s basically the same old tit from the usual grifter. Not sure why she’s attempting to hoy fried pineapple out the window though. Is she hoping to disturb the Brambly Mice?
Woah. I totally missed this iteration. What’s that on her head?
I feel like an honour has been bestowed upon me! Enjoy the burger dear bellend.
Reminds me of Adrian Mole’s poems
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