Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies

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There was nothing in SB's dream burger that required being homemade, or hacked, or simplified. She could have bought each component cheaply and easily, or just made a special request down the local burger van.

Instead, she has to fuck up something that doesn't even need messing with, by squishing some bollock sausages and calling it a burger. I bet SB was disappointed that she even managed to bastardise basic junk food.
 
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No update on her Insta profile where our frugal chum is still feeding a family of three on £20 every week.

 
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FOD - being unhinged and annoying the last
time I looked
Hardly unusual!

I rather got bored with him at the beginning of lockdown and now I have no idea what's happening there. Anything exciting happened or is he still scraping the bottom of the barrel of interest while numbers drop?
 
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Hardly unusual!

I rather got bored with him at the beginning of lockdown and now I have no idea what's happening there. Anything exciting happened or is he still scraping the bottom of the barrel of interest while numbers drop?
The last time I looked he was running through the woods like a Blair Witch victim
 
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We get onto some interesting topics when Jack is quiet and I agree with Pocah, it's nice to have a rest from her
I'm here for the handbag and hair loss products. You can keep your big girl bras to yourselves.
 
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While it is quiet I would like to share what I saw on twitter. I cackled and then proceeded to attempt to explain why it was so funny. The person who made it has nothing to do with Jack, but I would like to hire her to make Jack related memes. Enjoy!
 
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I wonder which Jack would win in a fight. I reckon Cockney Jack would try and use banter to escape combat. Landslide Jack could be unpredictable and therefore dangerous. Obviously Slopbot would have them all in a rumble.
my grandfather is dead
MY grandfather is dead
Well MY grandfather is dead
BUT MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD
NO MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD!!
MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD

*repeat forever*
 
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The slop’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up the window
In my shitty bungalow
And even if I could, it’d all be brown
But my postcards on your wall
They remind me that it’s not so bad
Not so bad
 
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I find her eyes scary, like a shark
 
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And even if I could, it’d all be brown
But my postcards on your wall
They remind me that it’s not so bad
Not so bad
Dear SKL, I wrote you but you still ain't callin', I left my two mobiles, my email, and agents at the bottom. I tweeted Matt AND his wife, they must not have got them. Anyway, get to absolute fuck I'm taking a break from TV
 
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