...it's all bullshit, she has since revealed that she was 'diagnosed' last year. That story from years back was all just make-believe, because she's a fantasist narc.
Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies
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#The man from Del Monte he say, are you aware of her body of work?
A shallow tin will cook faster.. a deeper tin will take its time.
Nice. Really really nice.
Why has this Apple had veneers done
Is the tinned fruit because after Brexit exotic fresh fruit is going to be priced out of the range of most people?
DID DEL MONTE NOT SEE THE tit SHOW THAT WAS HELLMANS???!!!
Yes and excellent guidance for the sort of inexperienced cook she claims to help.
How is she going to decorate the house for filming... THE TAMPON PINEAPPLE!?
Odds on Jack 'serving' one of her awful pieces of slop INSIDE an empty Del Monte can?
The advertising team at Delmonte are scratching their heads, loosening their top buttons and reaching for the scotch as we speak desperately reading and rereading the emails from Monroe's agent promising a substantial media following whilst repeatedly reloading the page, not quite wanting to believe that this equated to
From the mind that brought you grated corned beef....
And don’t forget, if you have some bread, it’s great for sandwiches, toast or making a meal out of some bread.
And don’t forget, if you have some bread, it’s great for sandwiches, toast or making a meal out of some bread.
The man from del Monte, he say no!
Pineapples are getting a bit prickly about this
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Why do people keep throwing money at her when she makes such an appalling job of everything?
It's infuriating.
this is so disgusting and no child would eat that. Also very maverick to pimp up an ingredient (apple) that is lovely to be eaten on its own with more expensive stuff. The rice teeth look rotten and you could not even eat it like that, which I think should be the goal, otherwise it is just about playing with food. Is this peanut butter inside the apple? Pie Jesu !!!
Also: Is this pic from the 70s??
Edit: I am aware this is not JMs creation
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Scenes at Hellman's HQ now that the worst collaboration in their history may finally be associated with a different brand..
EDIT: That was supposed to be a gif but the complicated process of posting a gif is, apparently, beyond my capabilities on a laptop...
EDIT: That was supposed to be a gif but the complicated process of posting a gif is, apparently, beyond my capabilities on a laptop...
will be interesting to see if she promotes it for kombucha. Most likely she will just compost it under her nails for penicillin.
It’s just worked out how to FaceTune ok, it’s recovering from BURNOUT
It's such a gift, isn't it!!?? I'm genuinely looking forward to all the fruit-based larks from the cabal!
Not to mention an Alan special of the man himself.
Other than that, I don't understand how on earth she got the "gig"....
Not to mention an Alan special of the man himself.
Other than that, I don't understand how on earth she got the "gig"....
Making good use of the sock puppet accounts.she's only noticed that top ten people thread cos people have been nominating her on it!
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