I bet Jack is annoyed Twitter doesn’t have a visible sign in status like MSN used to. Otherwise Jack would be logging in every 5 mins to be “seen” by crushes and friends. Those were the days...I have never known a person to change their 'bio' as often as Jack Monroe. It is literally every teenager on MSN circa 2005 and it is very, very cringe.
It’s AI gone mad. It’s growing a Jack Monroe mind of its own. Soon it will be building its own face and body out of discarded sausage meat.I’m getting worried about slopbot, this is another one I reckon she would have a go at
My latest creation is mango, ginger and eucalyptus trifle. I chowed down on it temptingly in my John Lewis hammock and Katie Hopkins declared it the best ever.
Not named Stuart are they?Some weird squiggle put some pics of her up (including the naked kitten monstrosity) under the title Sexy Mama.
Another Slopbot/Jack recipe.My latest creation is new potato, courgette and Spam stew. I demolished it shamelessly (it's what Viv would have wanted) and The Daily Mail declared it the best ever.
She had it on there since at least the ouchy mouth episode when she also talked about releasing her own cancer friendly cookbookWhy does she have the Royal Marsden Cancer Cookbook for sale on her grifting shop? Does this actual twat make money from affiliate links for every copy sold through her website?!
I am appalled.
ThanksafuckinglotChristmas is ruined for me, so ruining it for all you fuckers too...
My child would call it a cursed image...Thanksafuckinglot
https://giphy.com/WTlH9XMLIAD4I
not dannydinner by any chance?Some weird squiggle put some pics of her up (including the naked kitten monstrosity) under the title Sexy Mama.
I shouldn’t have looked. It’s a woman who posts topless pics of herself.Not named Stuart are they?
Oh no. Oh hell no. https://giphy.com/lIU7yoG72gyhqChristmas is ruined for me, so ruining it for all you fuckers too...
Christ what an absolute liability Jack is.
I'm also quite disturbed by the way she keeps bringing up these suicide attempts. Ages ago I took part in metal health training for work.One of the tutors was a former service user who at one point discussed his own suicide attempt. Before he started he made clear that he would not be disclosing the method he used or answering any questions on that for the reason that it can influence others who maybe at risk of suicide. The way Jack describes her attempt above could put others at risk, particularly as it worked out OK in so far as she threw up the pills. We think of Paracetamol as almost harmless because it's a cheap everyday drug but it can cause a lot of damage even in cases of accidental overdose. Anyone reading Jacks account who is seriously struggling would be forgiven for thinking such a method might be viable cry for help. It absolutely isn't.
By inserting it into a debate about benefits it gives the impression if we only had a fairer benefits system it would never have happened. People attempt suicide because they are very seriously mentally ill not directly because of a tragic or difficult life event. If Jack were remotely interested in the well being of other people I'd suggest she spend some time reading the Samaritans Media Guidelines on Suicide.
Christ what an absolute liability Jack is.
I'm also quite disturbed by the way she keeps bringing up these suicide attempts. Ages ago I took part in metal health training for work.One of the tutors was a former service user who at one point discussed his own suicide attempt. Before he started he made clear that he would not be disclosing the method he used or answering any questions on that for the reason that it can influence others who maybe at risk of suicide. The way Jack describes her attempt above could put others at risk, particularly as it worked out OK in so far as she threw up the pills. We think of Paracetamol as almost harmless because it's a cheap everyday drug but it can cause a lot of damage even in cases of accidental overdose. Anyone reading Jacks account who is seriously struggling would be forgiven for thinking such a method might be viable cry for help. It absolutely isn't.
By inserting it into a debate about benefits it gives the impression if we only had a fairer benefits system it would never have happened. People attempt suicide because they are very seriously mentally ill not directly because of a tragic or difficult life event. If Jack were remotely interested in the well being of other people I'd suggest she spend some time reading the Samaritans Media Guidelines on Suicide.
What everyone keeps missing his her family weren't richThe white middle class privilege is just so strong! How can she not see that? Guest houses. Guest houses!
Sometimes I think to myself 'well you weren't that poor really, your family managed to buy a house' One house. That my family almost lost when the mortgage rates soared. But I wouldn't consider myself poor. We just struggled like most working class families. Fucking melt she is.
I read the JM article and thought it was spot on and not hate speech, but after reading @crystaleyesd comment I had a look at the rest of the site, and yeah it’s pretty grim. In the context of the website it makes the article feel meaner, they were annoyingly close to getting seeing through her and her supporters. Yay for no arguingI wouldn't describe the piece as 'hate speech', but I agree that it is confrontational and divisive. So in the interests of civility I will certainly remove the linkTBH - I only found it as I was curious about the DEAD grandfather's obit.
I was more taken aback at how the criticisms being made of JM (and certain groups of her followers) have been made ad naseum and still she continues!
The anagram of her strapline is "Jackaroo maddens hard" ironic as she makes me angry a.f on a daily basisNew bio and pic. View attachment 340553
That is it on the nose.What everyone keeps missing his her family weren't richenough.She's not living it up in some massive posh house in Chelsea or Notting hill. She's got to slumrenta massive bungalow elsewhere. It's not the same and no one understands.
By the by not they it's any of my business bug if grandad was minted why didn't he leave her a massive inheritance, surely that would have kept the wolves from the door.
thanks, my kids are cryingChristmas is ruined for me, so ruining it for all you fuckers too...
Cos it usually goes to the next generation down, there are different tax thresholds for partners / kids / grand kids / etc.What everyone keeps missing his her family weren't richenough.She's not living it up in some massive posh house in Chelsea or Notting hill. She's got to slumrenta massive bungalow elsewhere. It's not the same and no one understands.
By the by not they it's any of my business bug if grandad was minted why didn't he leave her a massive inheritance, surely that would have kept the wolves from the door.
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