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Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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Reiterate? She has categorically NEVER iterated it!!!!
I genuinely cannot recall a time when she has said “I am not poor” in a tweet. Possibly in a reply, but she has always framed it as “I might be again soon”.
Little tit. Shows she’s rattled by the negative attention that isn’t coming from mad alt-right types.
I genuinely cannot recall a time when she has said “I am not poor” in a tweet. Possibly in a reply, but she has always framed it as “I might be again soon”.
Little tit. Shows she’s rattled by the negative attention that isn’t coming from mad alt-right types.
She’s spelled “scamming” as p-r-a-c-t-I-s-e e the maverick manic pixie puppy brain boob flasher! She is a one 
Just to be objectionable, I’m willing to believe she has all the diagnoses she co-opts, with the caveat that they are all overpowers by her personality disorder.
Just to be objectionable, I’m willing to believe she has all the diagnoses she co-opts, with the caveat that they are all overpowers by her personality disorder.
FRUGAL
bleeping
Ridiculous
Ungrateful
Greedy
hole
Liar
PS she's mentioning being "scarred" by poverty (it was a short time waiting for your benefits to come through, wise up Jack ffs) as she will use that as an excuse for the incessant tip jar rattling.
Translation - I'll resume my grift in January when the heat's died down from being clocked by a journalist. Conveniently just before being horribly evicted from my penultimate forever home (actually just when the lease is up...) ready to crowdfund a deposit out of all you povos.
Tattle still got all those pesky receipts though, Jack
Tattle still got all those pesky receipts though, Jack
It must be difficult, treading that fine line between showing the right amount of sympathy that doesn't give away that it was so much easier just paying for a private doctor but that won't leave them feeling less fortunate than the sad and pathetic, fraudulent character that begs for their money to cover the cost of the luxuries that they can't have.
Not poor, literally can't afford butter. Righto.
Could one of our skilled archivists set this alongside some of the most poverty-stricken posts from October. "Can't afford butter" type posts for example.
Can you believe she has the knackers to post that mere weeks after I can't afford butter right now, don't worry I'm fine 
- here's my PayPal link.
"I'm frugal" but here's a pic of me with 200 quids worth of shapewear on for some reason
- here's my PayPal link."I'm frugal" but here's a pic of me with 200 quids worth of shapewear on for some reason
Would be great of her to put this up as a Patreon post tbh as god knows how many people are sharing their universal credit with her.
Cannot wait for next year’s accounts, they’ll be the perfect accompaniment to the impending complete exposé on her
She may as well have just said that she read The Scotsman article and tagged them in for good measure.
And then some...
It does indeed. I sometimes wonder if Jack actually is a robot the way she continually spews out completely contradictory gibberish.
Jack Monroe on defeating Katie Hopkins and why low-cost recipes matter
The food writer on why her son isn't allowed to Google her, how veganism in a privilege, and the increased need for austerity cookbooks.inews.co.uk
This interview states she was diagnosed With adhd and autism at 11!?………………
It also contains a few chuckles.
I HOOTED at this incredible Jack quote “People don’t need to dress up in a poor person’s skin to tell their story for them.”
I laughed up a lung at this question from the interviewer: "Does Monroe ever get tired of telling her story?" You'll be amazed to learn that no she doesn't and fair play it does change a lot so I suppose it doesn't suffer from repetition.
She's an insufferable arse and a tit random word robot who isn't as good as our Slopbot.
Thank you for this, that comment got me as close as I've ever been to my jaw actually dropping.
Just pop to the shops on a different day then you loon!!! It'll be quieter on a Monday, after you've walked your son to school.
Everything has to be such a drama! Ffs
I'm genuinely thinking that her social media is written by a variety of different people, of varying ages. All the 70s references and dodgy timelines.
my spoiler didn’t work soz. Am a ninny.
This is my portrait of Mackie. Rose West hair and glasses, wearing her see thru shape wear vests.
This is my portrait of Mackie. Rose West hair and glasses, wearing her see thru shape wear vests.
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So Jackie can afford her mortgage and butter now? Hooray!
Never gave us all the November poverty receipts (including milkman) did she?
Isn’t it a bit late for Christmas jobs now? Waaaay too late for any meaningful print or tv work. Maybe a podcast, or YouTube if anything? I won’t hold my breath.
So Jackie can afford her mortgage and butter now? Hooray!
Never gave us all the November poverty receipts (including milkman) did she?
Isn’t it a bit late for Christmas jobs now? Waaaay too late for any meaningful print or tv work. Maybe a podcast, or YouTube if anything? I won’t hold my breath.
Love how she says what she's making now is not relatable to every day life.
Like endless buckets of pig eyelid slop is "relatable". Such a patronising twunt to her followers.
"I am actually working on stuff that isn't boiled rotting salad, you povvos wouldn't understand"
IF YOU ARE NOT IN POVERTY CLOSE THE DAMN TIP JAR. THE ADS PAY FOR THE SITE.
And while you are at it, thrifty shades of beige?
Not fair to prioritise new jobs when you are fleecing your long suffering patreons.
Like endless buckets of pig eyelid slop is "relatable". Such a patronising twunt to her followers.
"I am actually working on stuff that isn't boiled rotting salad, you povvos wouldn't understand"
IF YOU ARE NOT IN POVERTY CLOSE THE DAMN TIP JAR. THE ADS PAY FOR THE SITE.
And while you are at it, thrifty shades of beige?
Not fair to prioritise new jobs when you are fleecing your long suffering patreons.
Mortgage? Mortgage? How very dare you! SHE RENTS!
There are a couple of very good groups on Facebook, adult support groups and such that have been really supportive to my husband and I (we both have ADHD)
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