Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot

[Silver Linings]

Streaky tweets deleted.

 

[MooBelle]

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ARGH!!! 'In her 30s' so in the last 2 years?
'By a psychiatrist' but she's previously said GP diagnosed her?
and finally.. THANK AND YOU ARE 2 SEPARATE FUCKING WORDS...

as you were...

 

[crystaleyesd]

Sounds like it's going just brilliantly, then.


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"Jack, darling, do you think you can get off your phone for juuuuuuust five minutes while we take your photo? We're not getting paid overtime you know."

"SHAN'T. I need at least 500 likes on Twitter before I allow myself to be photographed. You're going to make me look like my latest selfie right??"

"That's not possible - it's a camera, not a time machine."

"I want to speak to the manager!!"

Etc etc

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This squiggle is another journalist, no blue tick tho hence squiggle. I don’t want to doxx but they have written for legit publications with high consumer trust, but not the sort of place that a Jackie exposé would fit, which is a shame.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Some nerve of her posting this like she wasn’t a mega miserable arse on this podcast.
Also hello Cabal

 

[DandyLion]

I only joined to be able to view screenshots. It was very annoying trying to lurk and not being able to read the receipts!

 

[Professor Slop]

That ADHD graphic she put on twitter is really irritating.

I don't suffer from it personally, but I have a really good friend who has been diagnosed for >20 years now. He's a smart, successful social butterfly - always lights up a room, never has anything bad to say to anyone. If he thinks he's upset you he'll apologise immediately. More than a few times I've seen him ask someone to go for a coffee or for a walk if he sees they're upset. In other words, he's a lovely, perfectly normal human being. He's the polar opposite to so many of the things listed there, and it upsets me that because he has a diagnosis someone only seeing that graphic would label him as this unemployable, anxious, mood swinging person who'll always be late and forgetful. People are way more than a diagnosis.

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Sorry, off topic, but thank you to those of you who have spoke about your ADHD so frankly. I’ve long suspected it in myself and am considering seeing someone about it in the new year. You’re all ace.


On topic - I still love Slopbot. Hoots and fizzes aplenty.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I've just Googled "Custom enamel pins to your design", and the first company on the list is called....."Made By Cooper". He's one step ahead of us!!

 

[Emmapism]

'You look so vulnerable'

Well that's rather the point isn't it?

 

[bignose28]

Daylight Nobbery!!!

Thread title pls

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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If it's a 'Particular' bench, go to THAT bench. Why are you looking at the others?

 

[Alansbigplate]

You’re on a gossip forum and you like bitching? You’re obscene!

Tell you what I like about that tweet is the hurtful accusation of sitting online by someone with one tab open on Twitter and one open on tattle if not more than one on each eh

 

[traumatised sideboard]

If it's OK by @traumatised sideboard you could use a screen grab?

I have no issue with people from here using Slopbot images for their own (nefarious, as per cabal regulations) purposes, so long as you're not making money off it yourself which - I would have to assume given who we're all here to discuss - you would never. Nothing actively hateful either like adding 'Jack is a cunt' text; Slopbot is chaotic good at heart and I've deliberately not mentioned her by name or done any SEO on the site.

I see we're back to Reminiscing About Sweets (despite having given up sugar) Jack. Is Corner Shop Jack about to make a swift re-appearance? Let's prepare for more thrilling topics such as 'remember when Starburst were Opal Fruits?' and 'how good were Panda Pops?'.

 

[Dogmuck]

Go on squigs! What an absolute beauty! Old Jackie must have deleted her tweet!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

CLOSE THE TIP JAR

don’t hide the ‘I’m not poor thanks’ at the end of a few tweets. Write it on fucking Instagram and Facebook. Put it on your fucking website

that tweet is just to cover her back ‘see I said it’

twat.

 

[Ladderedtights]

Asking her friends, family and colleagues to write a statement about how her ADHD affected them without telling them what it was for...Isn’t that a bit...weird? Cruel? Strange?
She gave them homework.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I’m still catching up but this is Classic Jack! She knows the Scotsman article was about her. She knows we know the Scotsman article was about her. She’s scared the fans twig it’s about her so she posts an altered photo in her scants to distract. Deliberately wore two expensive bodysuits to add something else for people to talk about, not taking into account a clever Frau would find out the price...

Oh Jack, you are a ninny

 

[Bwidge]

Look at that great big life saving Mediterranean arse!...said no-one ever. Wetting myself at the zoom in on those absolute wagons on her feet

Those absolute wagons are bigger than her head

The Mission Inn star inspector

 

[HotesTilaire]

Terminator squig is blocked!
She is shocked!
I cry.
Scouse tribute on the right. If you know, you know!