I mean, this is the level of Stockholm Syndrome we’re dealing with where Monroe’s fans are concerned - they have to thank her when she undertakes the most basic promise that they are literally paying her for. Wild.
Also re: kale, it is cheap but normally spring greens are even cheaper by gram and they’ve a better chance of SB liking them cos they’re a bit sweeter. Also she wouldn’t need to go through the faff of making it into a bleeping dust to hide it. But she’s a narc so SB must eat and love what she provides.