Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?
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like just loads of them 
Look at me, I'm so sexual. Eating a kiwi is sexy. Dribbling juices. Humping stews. I'm just so random and sexy. Sex, sex, sex. Haha, so funny.
(sorry, she's causing me to malfunction)
I'm pretty sure that the last time she was wanging on about the wine reduction stuff months ago, she also said then that she'd just noticed it was supposed to be kept in the fridge.
I’ve only just realised your profile pic is a tin of carrots
I always thought it was a casserole of some kind
She's been on the red wine and port reduction again.
If (as I suspect) it's a costume from the (deservedly?) little known film Hyenas (2011) your comment may be truer than you might have imagined.Thank you for this comment - made me realise this is in fact a hyena, and not a werewolf with mange
And thanks, @ReginaPhalangee, for sending me down that rabbit hole!
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I checked too!
Exactly Alan! She thinks teabagging is for making her non alcoholic alcohol!
#thread title werewolf with mangeThank you for this comment - made me realise this is in fact a hyena, and not a werewolf with mange
Inspired by the overnight oats.I’ve only just realised your profile pic is a tin of carrots
Sexy Jack is one of the worst Jacks. It's so forced and awful and about as sexy as a pissing toad. "I'm soooo sexy, I'll hump anything pies, casseroles, sideboards-the lot!"
Oh so edgy. Much hilar. Hair, Fanny, Lesbian, Geddit?! Fnar fnar.
Can someone find us a new Jack please? In the magic puddle perhaps? This one is broken.
Why does she revel in winding people up? She truly is a strange one.
So I've logged on to find out how Jack went viral and - it's an award ceremony? Really?? Why the need for high heels and filming in a kitchen then? I've been grunking but have I missed something?
Hello tattlers, nice to meet you all. As with a previous poster, I found my way here after liking a post that criticised her being rude to a question and finding myself blocked to my surprise. We’ve never interacted. I did unfollow her earlier this year after the Jamie Oliver hissy fit was one strop too far and finding her tweets to be somewhat haywire. Interesting to see that there’s a whole group of people similarly suspicious. She is mates with a friend ‘in real life’ however so she must have redeeming features face to face...
I'm not sure the GQ Awards is the thing, it's just speculation at this stage.
Also, didn’t the Romans force themselves to throw up after eating during banquets? Maybe that’s what the squiggle was getting at (in which case you can see their point).
SPILL THE TEA
@Harrybosch Do you pickle your own? I may have been living in a closet
I don’t have full canal membership yet; a mere member, not even a mediocre member
Yeah, fruit demolition? Completed it, mate.
You’d need a strong throwing arm for one of them bad boys.
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